The clip Joey from BASEketball (1998) with Trey Parker
"If a woman wants a mate to respond,
she will reveal to him the secret of a woman's duality.
She will tell him about the interior woman,
that one who added to herself makes two. "
I didn't expect you'd come.
I thought I'd say hi to little friend Joey.
He's sleeping, and I really wanted to finish this book.
Well, maybe it'll make him feel better. Joey!
Look who's here.
My biological father?
No, Joe Cooper.
Is it really you?
Yeah, it's me.
Your psych-outs were the best.
What's a "vajoina"?
What seems to be the problem, guy?
I'm going to die.
We're all gonna die.
Yeah, but not this week.
What about staying positive? Your donor liver's arriving today.
Look what I brought you.
Wow, A LA-Z-BOY!
Yeah, I made it myself.
If I had a nickel for every time this ball pulled me out,
I'd have a shitload of nickels.
I wanna be just like you when I grow up.
Here's your decaf mocha, Jenna.
Just like you take it: Non-fat milk, low-whipped cream and a sprinkle of cinnamon.
Thank you, Doug.
I baked you fresh poppyseed muffins, too.
Poppyseed muffins! I thought you had your electrolysis appointment today.
I did. Here.
I talked to the foundation. They want to make your last wish...
They want to make your dream come true as long as it doesn't
involve a miracle cure or something.
The clip christmas-tree-attack-1 from Gremlins (1984) with Zach Galligan. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Neat! Are you all right? I think so.
The clip wheres-your-car-duude from The Big Lebowski (1998) with John Goodman, Steve Buscemi. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Where is your car? Who's got your undies, Walter? Where's your car, Dude? You don't know, Walter? It was parked in a handicap zone. Perhaps they towed it. You fuckin' know it's been stolen. Well, certainly that's a possibility, Dude. Oh, fuck it. Where you goin', Dude? I'm goin' home, Donny. Phone's ringing, Dude. Thank you, Donny. Green. Some, brown or... Rust coloration. And was there anything of value in the car? ...a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a... my briefcase. In the briefcase? .. papers. You know just papers. You know, my papers. Business papers. And what do you do, Sir? I'm unemployed. My rug was also stolen. Your rug was in the car? No, here.