Analyze This (1999): Vitti's Sexual History

The clip Vitti's sexual history from Analyze This (1999) with Robert De Niro, Billy Crystal

I'm still fucked up. You did nothing for me!
I did nothing for you? I saw you for five minutes.
What do you expect?
I can't work miracles. Let me tell you something else.
I don't like it when someone breaks into my hotel room
...and kidnaps me in the middle of the night!
I have a family. I have a life.
And I have a serious practice.
And I don't have time for your bullshit!
That got away from me at the end there.
I couldn't get it up last night.
Do you mean sexually?
No, for the big Michigan State game.
Of course, sexually! What's the matter with you?
Can I get this straight?
You flew 1,500 miles, you dragged me out of bed because you couldn't get an erection?
Don't that prove I'm motivated?
You can take a pill for that.
That's a cheat.
You start with the pills, next it's hydraulics.
A hard-on should be gotten legitimately or not at all.
I think Mark Twain said that.
Are you gonna help me or not?
I don't believe this. All right.
Has this happened before?
The dead-dick thing?
Never. Well, one time. Last night.
One more time.
So twice.
Do the math. Two times.
Then another time, but after a big meal, so that don't count.
Being unable to perform three or four times is not...
Eight times.
Eight times is not catastrophic.
Maybe not to you. Look at you.
But if I can't get it up, that makes me less of a man.
In my world, I deal with animals.
They may seem dumb to an educated guy like you but animals are very cunning, and they sense weakness.
I got less than two weeks to get strong, or they'll kill me.

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