Analyze This (1999): Sober Introduces Himself

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The clip Sober introduces himself from Analyze This (1999) with Billy Crystal

I mean, no. I mean...
You se...
The clip Sober introduces himself from Analyze This (1999) with Billy Crystal

I mean, no. I mean...
You see, the thing is that he's not feeling well.
Plus, he don't feel good.
What's the matter with you?
Never discuss Mr. Vitti's health outside the family.
You know better than that.
Sit down.
Sit down!
You want a fresh one?
Who is this guy?
What the fuck is he doing here?
Who I am?
Who I am? Who am I?
"Who am I? " is a question for the ages.
That's one we're all searching for, to find out who I am.
Who's in there, who wants to come out and go "Hey, I'm hungry. "
Who I am is too deep and...
You got to go in and pull out the thing like that movie where the thing came out of the stomach and ate the people on the fucking spaceship.
May they rest in peace.
My name is Ben Sobel.
Leone.
Ben Sobeleone.
I'm also known as Benny the Groin, Sammy the Schnoz EImer the Fudd, Tubby the Tuba and once as Miss Phyllis Levine.
But that was at a party, years ago.
I smoked a titibet, and I had a Quaalude and suddenly I'm in fishnets singing show tunes.
These things happen, but it has nothing to do with what I'm doing here with you fine gentlemen today.
So I apologize.
That being said, I'm also known to the people who know me the best as the fucking "Doctor. "
The second part of your question that you "axed" me is "Why am I here? " I am here representing Mr. Paul Vitti as his consigligliere.
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