Airport (1970): Ms. Quonsett's Help

The clip Ms. Quonsett's Help from Airport (1970) with Dean Martin, Jacqueline Bisset

I'm sorry to have to put this on you,
but if I go back there a second time, he might get suspicious.
Don't worry. I think I can handle it.
Excuse me, madam. May I see your ticket?
My ticket?
That nice young man at the gate took it.
He wouldn't do that.
If it was a round-trip ticket,
you still have the return flight coupon.
If it was one-way, you have the ticket stub and boarding folder.
You're English, aren't you?
I knew it the moment you started to talk.
You make our language sound so delightful.
My late husband said-
Never mind what he said.
What about your ticket?
I'll look, dear, but I'm sure-
Why don't you stop wasting my time, Mrs. Quonsett?
You are Mrs. Ada Quonsett, aren't you?
Since you're aware of who I am,
there's no use denying it, is there?
If there's some misunderstanding, I can help.
There's no misunderstanding. Are you traveling with her?
No.
Then it's not your business.
This woman is a stowaway.
Are we going to turn back?
You're not that important.
When we land in Rome, you'll be handed over to the authorities.
Come with me. The captain has to make a report on you,
but first he'd like to see you. Let this lady out, please.
The captain wants to see me?
He doesn't like to wait.
Don't treat her like a criminal.
That's what she is.
Shoving an old lady like that!
I've never seen the like.
Mrs. Quonsett,
I'm Captain Demerest. This is Captain Harris.
Would you come forward as far as you can?

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