Couples Retreat (2009): Bit by a Shark

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The clip bit by a shark from Couples Retreat (2009)

Daddy's got to ice his knee, baby, okay?
If you just l...
The clip bit by a shark from Couples Retreat (2009)

Daddy's got to ice his knee, baby, okay?
If you just let me recharge my battery,
I promise, this�ll be more for you later, okay?
Technically, I was bit by a shark.
Were you bit or were you nipped?
I mean, if you had been bit,
you probably would have lost a great deal of blood and...
What difference does it make to you two, anyway,
what you would call it?
It hurt. And I had shark teeth penetrate my skin.
And besides, Jason, it's your fault that it happened.
The only reason I got bit in the first place
is because you did the worst thing
you could possibly do in that situation.
You panicked and you threw a bucket of chum in my face.
I did the prudent thing and I got the hell out of the water.
There were sharks in there, David. What was I supposed to do?
You know what? Remember it however you want to
and I�ll remember it how it actually happened.
Dave. I mean, really, did they penetrate your skin?
Do you really need that bandage?
Lucy, I don't know what to tell you, okay?
You tell me if I need the bandage.
It looks like you scraped yourself on the ladder,
maybe, on the way out.
I'm sorry?
Did you get out of the water abruptly?
Hey, I don't know how to explain it to you. Maybe I have tough skin.
Perhaps lemon sharks don't leave that bad of a mark.
Maybe they're pack animals
and they're marking me for later. I don't know.
Dave, I was in a car accident once, okay?
And it was really scary, I had nightmares. But when...
I've been in a car accident, too.
Have you ever been bit by a shark?
I was never bit by a shark. I'm just saying that I understand. My...
Say it again. I was in a car accident.
No, say the last part.
I was never bit by a shark.
That's it! Then you shouldn�t talk about it.
And I'm not going to sit here and try to explain myself
to a bunch of black and white suburban trash
who don't know a damn thing about the ocean.
And you understand the ocean, honey?
I have some real field experience, honey, yeah.
I had a shark attack.
I'm part of a very elite group.
Like people who have been struck by lightning.
Not everyone can say that they've had that
and maybe that's what's going on here today.
You know what? I don't want to get in an argument with it.
I really don't. You know what?
I'm really exhausted. It's been a long day.
I'm going to go back to the room. You want to come with me?
Baby, I thought we were going to go to the waterfall tonight
and have a little alone time.
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