Couples Retreat (2009): Bit by a Shark

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The clip bit by a shark from Couples Retreat (2009) Daddy's got to ice his knee, baby, okay? If you just l...
The clip bit by a shark from Couples Retreat (2009) Daddy's got to ice his knee, baby, okay? If you just let me recharge my battery, I promise, this�ll be more for you later, okay? Technically, I was bit by a shark. Were you bit or were you nipped? I mean, if you had been bit, you probably would have lost a great deal of blood and... What difference does it make to you two, anyway, what you would call it? It hurt. And I had shark teeth penetrate my skin. And besides, Jason, it's your fault that it happened. The only reason I got bit in the first place is because you did the worst thing you could possibly do in that situation. You panicked and you threw a bucket of chum in my face. I did the prudent thing and I got the hell out of the water. There were sharks in there, David. What was I supposed to do? You know what? Remember it however you want to and I�ll remember it how it actually happened. Dave. I mean, really, did they penetrate your skin? Do you really need that bandage? Lucy, I don't know what to tell you, okay? You tell me if I need the bandage. It looks like you scraped yourself on the ladder, maybe, on the way out. I'm sorry? Did you get out of the water abruptly? Hey, I don't know how to explain it to you. Maybe I have tough skin. Perhaps lemon sharks don't leave that bad of a mark. Maybe they're pack animals and they're marking me for later. I don't know. Dave, I was in a car accident once, okay? And it was really scary, I had nightmares. But when... I've been in a car accident, too. Have you ever been bit by a shark? I was never bit by a shark. I'm just saying that I understand. My... Say it again. I was in a car accident. No, say the last part. I was never bit by a shark. That's it! Then you shouldn�t talk about it. And I'm not going to sit here and try to explain myself to a bunch of black and white suburban trash who don't know a damn thing about the ocean. And you understand the ocean, honey? I have some real field experience, honey, yeah. I had a shark attack. I'm part of a very elite group. Like people who have been struck by lightning. Not everyone can say that they've had that and maybe that's what's going on here today. You know what? I don't want to get in an argument with it. I really don't. You know what? I'm really exhausted. It's been a long day. I'm going to go back to the room. You want to come with me? Baby, I thought we were going to go to the waterfall tonight and have a little alone time.