The clip designer shorts from Couples Retreat (2009)
Mom, Dad's home.
Hey, how was your day?
Okay, love you. Bye.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a second, wait a second.
You're going out? Yeah, I'm going out.
What are... What are you wearing?
That's... That's a Maxi Pad.
Dad, they're designer shorts. They're French. Goodbye.
Could you just come over here? Sit down for a second.
I don't have time for this.
Come here. Sit down. No, I'm...
I'm late and they're waiting for me.
but you still live in my house for another few months, okay?
Yeah, I know. Now when you dress like that,
you send signals.
You know what kind of guy you attract like that?
You attract the guy with the...
With his pants around his ass at the mail.
No, I don't! Yes, you do.
Sweetheart, he is right.
Lacy, I'm saying you're beautiful.
You're smart. You're a good person.
You just got accepted into Stanford.
We're so proud of you.
I'm just saying know your value, okay?
And if a guy doesn't see that, he doesn't deserve you.
No, and you don't want to be with those guys, honey.
Okay, then I'll go change.
And could you change the pictures on your Face book page?
It's just 'cause we love you.
Love me less.
I don't want any bikini pictures on the Internet!
When you're living in my house, you're a Taliban!
Okay? You keep your body a secret.
Except you get to, you know, go to school and read books.
Did you send the tuition check?
You said you were going to.
Please. Don't start this again.
Yeah, I didn't start with it. You just brought it up.
You're supposed to send the check.
You said you we�re going to do it.
You never do anything you say you're going to do.
Eighteen years. Just try to hold it together for another couple months.
Trust me, I'm counting the days.
The clip christmas-tree-attack-1 from Gremlins (1984) with Zach Galligan. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Neat! Are you all right? I think so.
The clip wheres-your-car-duude from The Big Lebowski (1998) with John Goodman, Steve Buscemi. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Where is your car? Who's got your undies, Walter? Where's your car, Dude? You don't know, Walter? It was parked in a handicap zone. Perhaps they towed it. You fuckin' know it's been stolen. Well, certainly that's a possibility, Dude. Oh, fuck it. Where you goin', Dude? I'm goin' home, Donny. Phone's ringing, Dude. Thank you, Donny. Green. Some, brown or... Rust coloration. And was there anything of value in the car? ...a tape deck, some Creedence tapes, and there was a... my briefcase. In the briefcase? .. papers. You know just papers. You know, my papers. Business papers. And what do you do, Sir? I'm unemployed. My rug was also stolen. Your rug was in the car? No, here.