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  Cadillac ATS Vs. The Wind

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The clip enrollment for marriage from I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007) with Kevin James, Rob Schneider

Suki! Stupid cow. Sorry.
Hey, may I help you?
Yes, we're... We're...
Gay?
Yeah, we're marrying each other.
Gay. Civil or religious?
Religious.
I'm Jewish. I don't wanna piss my mother off.
I'm Catholic. I don't want to piss Mel Gibson off.
Come on.
Religious is more expensive. We have to hire a clergyman.
Look, you know what? We'll just do civil then, okay?
Will you at least wear a yarmulke? Yeah, okay, sure.
It's important.
Yeah, I will.
We want a traditional wedding, too, one with a lot of photographs for evidence.
Evidence for our future children,
so they can see what a beautiful chapel this is.
Yeah.
That's nice.
I think Chubb Rock needs a dress. Am I right?
That's okay. No, I'm fine. No. Come on. No?
Okay. What size? Five times XL?
No, no. That's... That's fine, really. I'm...
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna go with a tux like Liza Minnelli.
I saw her wear one at the Oscars and it's just been...
At least have garter belts underneath, please?
Okay.
You will need to have a witness. We can supply one for $100.
Hundred doll hairs? That's a lot of doll hairs.
Come again?
Do dolls come with that many hairs?
Doll hairs, like dollars.
Doll hairs?
Yeah. Yeah, he likes that.
I had never heard that one.
Okay, sorry, sorry. Can I write that down?
Yeah, go ahead.
We'll... We'll get our own witness, by the way, so...