I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007): Chuck and Larry Make an Agreement

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The clip chuck and larry make an agreement from I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007) with Adam Sandler,...
The clip chuck and larry make an agreement from I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007) with Adam Sandler, Kevin James

Right.
I'm gonna have to pass.
You can't!
Why don't you pay some chick to marry you if you need this set-up?
Some chick? Like who? Give me the phone.
I know plenty of chicks who could use the cash.
What do you want? A blonde? A Puerto Rican?
I'll get you a heavy girl. She'll make you feel better about yourself.
Hey, it doesn't matter. I don't have any extra cash.
Look, man, you're the only person I can trust.
Hey, you know who you could trust? Your maid, Teresa.
She steals!
She steals? Why don't you fire her?
I'm afraid. I think she's into voodoo. I don't know.
Oh, God. Look, this is the only way
I can keep doing what I do and make sure my kids are protected.
Larry, look at us. We're not gay.
But if we were gay, don't you think
I'd be with someone a little hotter-looking than you?
I'm Mr. February, for God's sake.
It would be like the prom king fooling around with a tuba player.
Oh, great, I play tuba.
Larry, I love you,
but I'm not in love with you, if that makes any sense.
I still wanna be friends.
All right, do me a favor. Just picture this, please. All right?
You're at my funeral
and you're looking for my kids, but they're not there.
'Cause they're in some factory in Bangladesh
making sneakers for six cents an hour.
And you go home to nail some chick you met at my gravesite.
And you look up, and right there in your window
are my kids.
They're just tapping on the glass.
And they have tears just streaming down their faces.
You think of that and now you give me your answer.
How are they tapping on my window if they're in Bangladesh?
Oh, my God. You're... You're not following me here.
Yeah, I'm serious. Chuck?
Thirsty. Do you have anything to drink?
Yeah, there's Gatorade in the fridge.
The girls are here. The girls, they want the Gatorade.
Oh, they're thirsty.
Larry, Larry, watch this.
Hey, girls, actually it's down low, the Gatorade.
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