The clip marry larry from I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007) with Jessica Biel, Kevin James
So my assistant says that your domestic partnership
is being challenged by the city.
Well, not exactly challenged yet, but they're definitely sniffing around.
Home visit? Yeah.
You're being targeted.
It's like an audit. Who did they send?
It was a Glen somebody.
Probably the initial interviewer.
But if you get a follow-up from a funny little guy named Clint Fitzer,
then we've got real trouble.
Yeah, the city's really been cracking down ever since the Bensley case.
Well, in Colorado, a heterosexual government employee married his gay friend
so the friend could be covered under Bensley's health insurance.
The state found out about it,
fired Bensley and prosecuted them both for fraud.
Really? Oh, yeah.
I mean, these people needed to be made an example of.
I mean, gays and lesbians have not been fighting for these rights for 40 years
to be made a mockery of.
But you guys have nothing to worry about
because you're a legitimate gay couple, right?
Oh, yeah, we're... No, we're big-time fruits.
I used to wrestle in high school, and I loved it.
Curiosity kicking up again.
What exactly did they get, the hetero bastards?
Well, Bensley got five years and his gay friend got three.
And a coworker of Bensley's got 18 months.
Why? What did he do?
Well, Bensley told him what was going on and he never reported it to the authorities,
so he was convicted of obstructing justice and conspiracy to commit fraud.
Pretty rough, huh?
When I used to climb the rope in gym class, I wished it was a guy.
Well, there is a secret weapon
The clip the-feral-kid-wants-to-go-with-max from Mad Max 2 (1981) with Mel Gibson, Mel Gibson. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Get out, kid. Come on, get out of here. Go on, get out. Scat. Get out.
The clip failing-to-convince-max-to-stay from Mad Max 2 (1981) with Michael Preston, Mel Gibson. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. I told you, he's leaving. What did I tell you? Look, he's leaving. Look, I don't have time for long speeches. I want you to drive the tanker. Sorry. We had a contract. I kept my part of the bargain. We'll make a new contract. I've got all I need here. You don't have a future. I could offer you that. Rebuild our lives. Max... ...buy a ticket for 2,000 miles. You have to come, sonny. This is where we're going. Paradise. Two thousand miles from here. Fresh water, plenty of sunshine. Nothing to do but breed. No, thanks. What is it with you, huh? What are you looking for? Come on, Max, everyone's looking for something. You happy out there, are you? Wandering? One day blurring into another? You're a scavenger, Max. You're a maggot. Do you know that? You're living off the corpse of the old world. Tell me your story. Come on, tell me your story. What burned you out? Kill one man too many? See too many people die? Lose some family? Oh, so that's it. You lost some family. That make you something special, does it? Listen to me.