The clip marry larry from I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (2007) with Jessica Biel, Kevin James
So my assistant says that your domestic partnership
is being challenged by the city.
Well, not exactly challenged yet, but they're definitely sniffing around.
Home visit? Yeah.
You're being targeted.
It's like an audit. Who did they send?
It was a Glen somebody.
Probably the initial interviewer.
But if you get a follow-up from a funny little guy named Clint Fitzer,
then we've got real trouble.
Yeah, the city's really been cracking down ever since the Bensley case.
Well, in Colorado, a heterosexual government employee married his gay friend
so the friend could be covered under Bensley's health insurance.
The state found out about it,
fired Bensley and prosecuted them both for fraud.
Really? Oh, yeah.
I mean, these people needed to be made an example of.
I mean, gays and lesbians have not been fighting for these rights for 40 years
to be made a mockery of.
But you guys have nothing to worry about
because you're a legitimate gay couple, right?
Oh, yeah, we're... No, we're big-time fruits.
I used to wrestle in high school, and I loved it.
Curiosity kicking up again.
What exactly did they get, the hetero bastards?
Well, Bensley got five years and his gay friend got three.
And a coworker of Bensley's got 18 months.
Why? What did he do?
Well, Bensley told him what was going on and he never reported it to the authorities,
so he was convicted of obstructing justice and conspiracy to commit fraud.
Pretty rough, huh?
When I used to climb the rope in gym class, I wished it was a guy.
Well, there is a secret weapon
The clip youre-fighting-in-a-basement from Inglourious Basterds (2009) . Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. What if we go in there and she's not even there? We wait. Don't worry. She's a British spy. She'll make the rendezvous. Stiglitz, right? That's right, sir. I hear you're pretty good with that. You know, we're not looking for trouble right now. Simply making contact with our agent. Should be uneventful. However, the off chance I'm wrong, things prove eventful, I need to know we can all remain calm. I don't look calm to you? Well, now that you put it like that, I guess you do.
The clip where-is-my-bunny from The Big Lebowski (1998) with Jeff Bridges. Powered by: Anyclip. any moment from any film. Well, I thought you might know that, man. Why would I? She only ran off to get away from that rather sizable debt to me. No. She didn't run off. She's been.. I've heard that kidnapping story, so save it. I know you're mixed up in all this, Dude, And I don't care what you're trying to get from the husband. That's your business. All I'm saying is... I want mine. Yeah, right, man. I mean, there are a lot of, um, Facets to this, a lot of interested parties. Excuse me. Where's that? All right. Excuse me. Forgive me. No problemo, man. If I can find your money... Uh, what's in it for The Dude?