The clip Straight Dave from Bruno (2009)
What's up, Arkansas? How's everybody doing?
You guys ready to see a little ass kicking tonight?
Make some noise, everybody. Put your hands together. Make some noise
for the host of the brand-new TV show, Straight Dave's Man Slammin' Maxout.
Give it up for Straight Dave!
Straight Dave. Straight Dave.
Are you ready for some man-slamming action?
Who's ready for an old-fashioned heterofest?
Are you 100% hetero like me?
Who out there is proud to be straight?
Let me hear you say straight pride.
I am so straight that when I bought my house,
the first thing I did was brick up the back door.