The clip Trying to convince Andy from Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
Can I talk to you for a second?
You said a second.
I want to ask you something.
So you want to talk for more than a second?
What is it then? like a couple minutes?
No. yeah, at most, say, like three minutes.
Do you really love Katie?
Because I really love her, man.
And if you have one ounce of decency, you will do the right thing and let her go.
Fuck no, dude. She's hot! In fact, fuck off.
I will not fuck off.
You're making a really big mistake, buddy,
because that woman is not your plaything.
Coop, seriously... Fuck off.
I'm sick of talking about this with you.