The clip Tips from Katie from Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
By all accounts, you would be considered "hot." Is that correct?
Uh, I suppose so.
So if one wanted to be hot and make a good impression, what would you wear?
You put on a clean pair of pants?
Beth, come on. Pants? Are you kidding?
Of course I'm kidding.
You didn't get I'm kidding? Unless you're kidding.
'cause pants, Katie. Come on, please. Pants.
So would you... slacks? Pants?
I don't know. I think I'd wear a sexy dress or something.
That? Oh, you're good. Sexy dress.
Okay. Uh, that's "a."
Um, what else... what else would one do if one were...
I'd do my hair. Oh, get out of town!
I'm not getting out of town, and I'm serious. And I'd use a little mousse.
Moose, as in...
No, as "mousse" for your hair. Right! Right!
Okay. Wait a minute, Beth. Are you...
Huh? What's up?
You dog! You have a crush on somebody!
I do have a crush. I just don't believe he's interested.
Beth, do not worry. Come with me and I will mousse you up.