The clip Vic confessing from Wet Hot American Summer (2001) with Ken Marino, Joe Lo Truglio
How far away is this goddamn river?
It's at least two hours, Vic. Try to forget about Abby.
I can't, Neil, okay? This is my only chance.
What are you talking about?
I'm gonna tell you something, but I swear to God, if you tell anybody...
I swear to God!
I'm a virgin.
You're joking. Right, dude?
You're the stallion. You've had like 50 or 60 women, so I mean...
Actually, it's closer to... zero.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
You're a loser. You are a loser!
Oh, my God. Don't. I...
you're such a loser.