Wet Hot American Summer (2001): Picking Girls to Kiss

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No. she makes that weird piggy face when she talks, you know?
Yeah. okay, good. No piggy face.
Rachel Schwartz.
No.
Come on, she's a slut. She'll go.
I'll pass.
Yeah, you're not really a slut type.
Yes, I am.
I love sluts. Sluts rock. It's just gotta be the right slut.
What about Susie?
Yeah. I could go for Susie.
She and I went out my first summer here.
When you were ten?
Yeah, we were ten,
But we were into some heavy shit.
Did you go all the way?
You bet we went all the way. We went all the way back too.
We did doggy style, pony style.
Style council. That's a good band. They're hot now. Human league.
They have some good stuff.
League of nations. That brings in the whole thing of united nations.
That brings in the whole category of countries.
Where to start? Well, the obvious one.
The birthplace of spaghetti and pasta, all the oily stuff... Italy.
Now you go.
Um...
How about Italy?
Yeah, good! It's safe.
I kind of paved the way with that one, but...
What?
What?
Hey, guys.
Hi, Nancy.
Hi, Katie.
Coop, goat shit.
Whoo-hoo! Ow!

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