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  Cadillac ATS Vs. The Wind

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The clip junior's first baseball game from Problem Child (1990)

First of all, I'd like to thank everyone who supported me in my race for Mayor.
This is the Founders Day game.
It doesn't matter who wins or loses, just so long as Big Ben wins for Mayor.
When you hit one out and that scoreboard lights up, I want you to remember Big Ben.
We go to the seventh inning tied.
All right, somebody's gonna have to pinch-hit for Andy. OK, buddy, this is your big moment.
Who, me?
Of course you, Junior. I need you to bat.
Get up, grab a helmet. Get a bat, that's a boy.
But I don't know how to play baseball.
Now is as good a time as any to learn.
But what happens if...
It doesn't matter what happens.
The important thing is that you stand up there and take your cuts, OK?
I'll be proud of you no matter how you do.
Are you out of your mind, putting that little monster in the game? I'm on a campaign.
Junior'll do just fine, Dad. You can do it, buddy.
Nice little tie, moose breath. Bet you sell a lot of Girl Scout cookies wearing that.
No batter, Cort.
He's cute, isn't he?
Strike one.
If that kid wasn't adopted, I'd swear he was your real son.
You weren't on the team the last time we beat you.
The guy I'm staying with is the coach.