The Resident: Where to Pee in NYC

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By: Babelgum
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Updated: 28-Nov-09
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Added: 28-Oct-09

So, I admit it: I have a pea-sized bladder. And I actually wrote âpee-sizedâ at first, by accident, and now I have to go have a laughing fit for a while. Pardon meâ¦ Ok, Iâm back to my web talk show here. Now, where was I? Oh yeah! I totally have to go to the bathroom like, every half hour. Thatâs a realistic ballpark, unfortunately. Itâs a combo of a small bladder and the fact that I drink a ton of water to keep myself really hydrated. I have this theory that people are like sponges. Picture a petri dish. Then picture a spongy tissue hanging out in that petri dish. And stuff like Dorito dust and smoke keeps getting dumped on that spongy tissue. Itâs getting all shriveled up and nasty, right? Then a dropper comes along, drips water on the spongy tissue, and the tissues bounces back into shape and all the bad crap flushes out of it. Yeah, so I like to hydrate my spongy tissue, and thatâs the mental picture in my head that reminds me to drink a lot of water. Thatâs my social commentary on that issueâ¦ Anyway. All this drinking water leads me to a lot of public bathrooms. Because if thereâs one thing all New Yorkers do a lot, itâs walk around. Walking is my main mode of transportation, and I just have to pull over to pee quite often. And if youâre a tourist in this city, I guarantee you that at least once, youâll be looking for a public bathroom on your trip. Well, look no further, folks! Your pea-sized bladder-having host has compiled a lovely list of great public bathrooms here in the fine city of New York, in this here video for this here web talk show. Youâre welcome!