TI - Whatever You Like PARODY: Asian Boy Eat Rice Music Video

Parody spoof music video of TI's - Whatever You Like

MP3:

http://rapidshare.com/files/186938838/Just_Wanna_Eat_Rice.mp3

T.I. - Whatever You Like

ice1cube - Asian Boy Just Wanna Eat Rice
Written by: Frank Hwang
Performed by: Frank Hwang and Jonathan Hwang

Lyrics:

(Chinese) Hey Mom
(Chinese) Look...
(Chinese) I think we're out of rice...

[Intro]
I said asian boy just wanna eat rice
I said asian boy just wanna eat rice
Yeaaahhh

[Chorus]
2 AM
Food sounds nice
I dont want burgers and fries
Cause asian boy just wanna eat rice
Cause asian boy just wanna eat rice
Yeaahhh

Mexican food pass gas at night
Need the toilet but cant find the light
asian boy just wanna eat rice
I said asian boy just wanna eat rice
Yeaahhhh

[Verse 1]
Puzzle fighter is fun
Her name should be Li Chun
Playin for ten hours now
Time for a food run
Check and see whats open, this late
Theres a burrito place
Its cheap, this looks great
Oh no my tummy, it feels funny
didn't clog the toilet cause it came out runny
Why did we, have to eat, now no sleep, dirty sheets
I dont know but let me pee!!

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]
Just stick with the basics
Eat rice with your chopsticks
Study SATs, perfect score you go to college!
20 pound rice bag
This is called a human flag
All the Asians know Tatung brand is the hottest
Kim Lan soy sauce hidden in the closet
LOOK I GOT TO LEVEL 6. Wait, just pause it.
Random asian decoration not sure where its made.
a B is a bad grade!
Asian bling, son , this is JADE

Rice is food for your brain
My 1337 math skills will put you to shame
So just call me if you need a tutor
But I'm not cheap its thirty an hour
And if youre hungry, I've got something
Rice and soy sauce and some day old dumplings
White rice, brown rice, purple rice, any rice
Just add water, wash twice

[Chorus]

[Outro]
Im talkin AzN PrYdE
Its Fried not Flied
Green Honda Civic this is my ride
Blinged out rims so fly, twelve inches wide
Eating rice with chopsticks while I drive
Its so yummy, in my tummy
Long as I eat this my bowels arent runny.
Bok Choy, On Choy, A choy, Hes Choy
My Taiwanese name is WEI?

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