Cledus T. Judd - I Love Nascar!

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Cledus T. Judd did a Remake of the Toby Keith song, I Love This Bar called I Love Nascar.




We got owners, favorite drivers,
Boy, that Tony Stewart's a whiner.
An' we got rookies, advertisers,
**Like, uh, let's see: Havoline, Target, sharpie, Caterpiller, Nextel,
**Mountain Dew, DuPont, Lowes, Home Depot, Kodak,
**M&Ms, UPS, Tide, Alltel, Gillette, Kelloggs, Viagra, DeWalt, and uh Budweiser.
But the trophy girls still have my favorite parts.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

We got cautions, we got pitstops,
You can't hear a dang thing once the flag drops.
An' poor Kyle Patty, an' swervin' Marlin, ha ha,
Are gonna find it tough to beat Mark Martin.
'Cause that Viagra car is always driven hard.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

I love NASCAR, it's my kind of race.
Just watchin' Jeff Gordon plow up a wall,
Puts a smile on Dale Junior's face.
No caviar. It's it's beer an Mopar.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

I like short tracks, you'll see more wrecks,
An' about a million screamin' rednecks.
An' ol' Jeff Burton, ha, an' poor Mike Skinner,
Well, they've done forgot what it's like to be a winner.
An' Ken Schrader still ain't sure who his sponsors are.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

**"Hey, that was a close one up there boys.
**"Bout got into one there."
**"I might pull over right up here next pitstop,
"I want you to get two right front tires"
"I need a wedge on the left side to keep this windshield playin' on the gas.
"An' you don't care, hand me a pair of underwear, I have messed all in my drawers."

I like football. (I like football.)
I like my wrestlin'.
I like a good game of air hockey,
I like some ping pong now an' then.
How about you, Toby?

I love NASCAR, it's my kind of race.
Just to see Big E back on the track,
Would put a smile on every face.
No-one drove a car quite like Earnhardt.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

Vroom, vroom, vroom: Gentlemen, start your engines:
I love NASCAR.

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Cledus T. Judd - I Love Nascar!

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  • noob

    noob

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  • Jeff Burton forgot ...

    Jeff Burton forgot what it's like to be a winner??? Wow I think you may have jumped the gun on that one.

    By KarlB6488 [Affiliate User] 1223958859 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • It's Wrong. Nice ...

    It's Wrong. Nice try, Cuba is Communist, not Socialist. Just where do you see this system working? People die in this country because they can't afford to get medical treatment. How sick is that? We need to stop thinking we're entitled to waste non renewable resources. I'm tired of hearing people bitch about gas prices while they watch Nascar or go drive their 4 wheelers.
    They need to ban all gas sports & all gas recreational vehicles.
    Socialism NOW!
    Capitalism is the true cancer of the World.

    By swho23 [Affiliate User] 1223615379 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I'll give you ...

    I'll give you something to think about, how about you stop trying to change a working system to one that has failed time and time again. If you don't like gas powered sports, don't watch them, if enough people stop they will stop running them, but I seriously doubt that will happen so your better off moving to cuba where that socialism you love so much seems to really be working for you.

    Hows that for a brilliant response?

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  • Sheep of America, ...

    Sheep of America,
    Nascar, Football, etc, all the sports that are on tv have 2 goals.
    1.Get you to buy more things you probably don't need,& sell it to you at higher price because they use famous names.
    2.Keep us as sheep. They want us watching pointless things to keep us from learning basically ANYTHING. Most importantly how the government is set up & works. We are being robbed, wars fought that we know little about.
    It needs to END!
    Socialism NOW!
    Capitalism is the true cancer of the World.

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  • Wow what simply ...

    Wow what simply brilliant response.
    Really made me think
    NOT!!!

    Socialism NOW!
    Capitalism is the true cancer of the World.

    By swho23 [Affiliate User] 1223185359 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Fuck you commie. ...

    Fuck you commie.
    You're a faggot.

    By pillsbury09 [Affiliate User] 1223146330 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • to bad obama isnt ...

    to bad obama isnt going to win.

    By seahawksuper [Affiliate User] 1222747424 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • its hummer and your ...

    its hummer and your retarded

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  • I love Dale. both ...

    I love Dale. both of them Jr and Senior!

    By rhboismier [Affiliate User] 1222481701 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • OMG I love NASCAR!! ...

    OMG I love NASCAR!!! and this song, haha

    ok, so Cledus if u do read this i know ur cousin. he is a pastor. lol
    ♥
    well just thought i should throw that out. haha

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  • Send letters to ...

    Send letters to your congress people asking
    for elimination of gas powered sports.
    Next to go... HUMERS
    Socialism NOW!
    Capitalism is the true cancer of the World.

    By swho23 [Affiliate User] 1222386380 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I hope the first ...

    I hope the first thing Obama does is ban ALL gasoline powered sports! They are a complete waste of a far too valuable resource that we should not be taking for granted. Wanna see gas prices go down? Then stop the pointless usage of it!
    Please think about the true effect of this on our children and how their lives will be if we keep wasting everything.
    I understand to some it can be entertaining to watch but think of the long term costs.

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  • i agree that dale ...

    i agree that dale is the man but those two arent gay =/

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  • Great vid. Thanks ...

    Great vid. Thanks for posting. Thanks to Clark (WCD73) for sharing this vid to me. I enjoyed viewing it. I love cars. I like the music too. 5***** :)

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