JetLev-Flyer Water Jet Pack Facts

Thanks for the fur!! I'll pass on the Ethiopian baby though.(Jenny Craig, I like to stick to it) BTW..Thanks for being such a great example of the reason this country is falling apart. (Raise a glass to another ignorant dumbass in this country.) !!

LOL..Please, say it again. Tell me how you assume I think it works..lol..Your script is very clever, I like how it worked its way from the piece of crap to the children..BRILLIANT!..Thats exactly how its been done and LOOK HOW WELL THE USA is doing..Your right, lets keep doing the same dumb decisions and hope it will all change..(lets raise a glass to the supersoaker that will eventualy feed our children and economy!!) LMBO.

Donut Shop Owner: What the hell? Engineers are buying donuts! Gadzooks! I can pay my rent, feed my starving children (they don't like donuts) and... hire employees!!

Government: Wow. People are earning money... people like engineers, who pay income tax. What do we do with this money?? I guess we could build a school or something...

I am a liberal by the way, just not retarded.

Here's how supply-side economics works, thanks to S**t like the JetLev...

Rich Dude: Usually, I save money because I have everything I want... (I used to invest it ::cough::) but look! What is this? New S**t ! I don't have it... ::buys JetLev::

Engineer: Sweet. I was so worried no one would buy these and I would be laid off! Now I have money to spend too!

Investors: Phew, I'm glad I invested, now I have more confidence in the market! I'll go invest more!

You're right hairspray, F**k commerce. Here's how you think it works...

Rich Dude: Look! A starving child!! ::throws money:: Wonderful, now I'll build a school! This is how I got rich.

Economy: I'm fixed!

this S**t can power my flight to the fur coat factory which uses endangered eagles. here, have a grilled Ethiopian baby, there nice and its my treat...

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

The economy S**ks , children are starving, schools are falling apart, The US is in debt but we spend 120,000 dollars to build a SuperSoaker you can fly with....When are we going to stop building junk and focus on REAL issues! I dont think this is going to change the future for the better....sigh...

damn i want one......then i'll really be a ninjA...on water

It seems like this device could be adapted for some interesting uses in firefighting...

hahahahahhaha

Cant wait to see who gets one to Havasu first.

what a great video.. i had my attention from the very start.. i couldnt take my eyes away and thats alot to say cause i get bored easy haha

how much?

Haha that is rather nifty.

hmm... a German company named 'Watersports'? Im surprised it doesnt run on pee. It might as well, for being so useless.
Imagine pulling up at your beach and blasting all of your guests with sand and rocks and whatnot... or accidently flying over a swimmer.