MAD Tv - Bon Qui Qui at King Burger

Bon Qui Qui -Girl marcus was suppost to meet me yesterday and he didn't even show up. Girl I will CUT him.Girl yes I will. Remember when he had said that he didn't hookup with Tracy and I found out he did, girl I CUT him. Girl yes I did, girl yes I did..

Customer 1 -Excuse me...

Bon Qui Qui -Uh do you see me in the middle of a conversation, don't interrupt RUDE. Girl ima have to call you back... Welocme to King Burger,where we can do it your way, but DON'T get craaazy.

Customer 1- Alright, can I get a number six with a cookies and cream milkshake.

Bon Qui Qui- You sure you just don't want a coke?

Customer 1- Pardon?

Bon Qui Qui- Then I get the ice cream out, put some cookies all up in it, they got me pressin all these crazy buttons, no you can have a coke. Let me get a number six with a large coke, next.

Customer 2- Hi, um I'll have a number 3 with no cheese, no tomatoes, no letucce,

Bon Qui Qui- I got a complicated order. Dang anything else? Let me have a numer 3 with no cheese, not tomatoes-

Customer 2- Wait, wait, I'm sorry.

Bon Qui Qui- Excuse me sir, don;t you see me putting in my order, don't interupt RUDE.and no lettuce, and das it. What?

Customer 2- I changed my mind about the cheese.

Bon Qui Qui- Oh now you want some cheese?

Customer 2- Yes.

Bon Qui Qui- You see me putting in the order why u didn't say nuting in the first place?

Customer 2- I tried to but...

Bon Qui Qui- aha no sir, do not get loud with me, do not get loud with me. Oh no SUCRITY SUCRITY. This dude needs to go, needs to go.

Manager:Bon Qui Qui?

oh hey mr. williams how r u doin toay sir

not good bon qui qui this is the fifth time you've called security on someone im told you u cant called security everytime someone has a complicated order

is that wat u had said

yes thats wat i had said ur night mr. williams im sorry my bad

can i have a number 5 with a bonless skinless chicken that is slightly seasoned

a ha NO! sucurity sucurity she need to go, need to go

(mr. williams) bon qui qui wat did i say

she was trying to fight me sir

no i wasnt

girl i will CUT you

im so sorry she is from our out-of-the-hood program

oh hey deewan!

hey whats goin on bon qui qui

i didnt know you come here

yea i aint under house aresst no more

ok so whatcha wanna order boo

let me get a number 3 but indtead of fries let me get dome onion rings

okay thats all you want, i know what i want let me put in your order

on the mic is a queen now listen to me sing, he wants a number 3 super size onion rings. he came out the house with no ankle braclet on but he's got 2 strikes so don't get his order wrong. you know i'm lookin cute and there's nothing you can say but if you get with me we can do it your way! heeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyy.