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Don't Touch Kingdom Hearts

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Ninjutsu001
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  • Added: 22-Nov-07

This is not the song of Peter Griffin or mc Hammer.

Lycrics:

English:

I wanna know the name of the song.
Eew! Don't touch that!
Oooh! Don't touch that
You don't know where it's been
Don't touch wet paint
Don't touch that dial

A rotten egg? Yecch, don't touch that!
Never touch yellow snow
Not even with a ten-foot pole
Never touch food that glows
Or Doctor Demento
Yes, don't touch that!

Hey, watch me pull
A rabbit from my hat
Wait, that's not a rabbit
Oooh! Don't touch that

When you find lumps in your puddin' pops
Don't touch 'em, they're not cool
Don't stick your finger in the ear
Of a fat chick at school
Gawrsh, never touch anything
That's dragged in by the cat

Greasy grimy gopher guts
Eeew, don't touch that!
Hey man, don't touch my ol' lady!
You can lookee, but no touchee!
Oooh! Don't touch me there!
Don't touch milk if it's crunchy

Never sit on a wet seat
Don't touch it (like) that woman in heat
Aaah,
Get away from my weed whackers!
Don't touch that!
Never touch a tissue
That's rolled up in a ball
Never touch the gummy gums
Of Arsenio Hall

Welcome to 7-Eleven
Don't touch the Slurpee machine
Hey, I wouldn't touch that pit bull

That's foamin' at the mouth
Know what I mean?
Never touch the wart
On Aunt Martha's chin
Never touch what's on you

When you sneeze in the wind
Ah-choo!
Good evening
Don't touch the blood
From a vampire bat
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha
Don't touch that!

Don't play catch
With a scuzzball
Don't pick bugs

From your windshield
Don't touch a slug
Or a hairball
Oooh! Don't touch that
Uh, well, I wouldn't touch it
If I could remember what it was for
Last guy who touched this

He ain't around no more
Ah yes, you haven't had tequila
Until you get the worm
I don't think a worm is kosher
It's schmutz!
Don't touch that

Eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew!
Oooh!
Eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew!
Yecch!

Oh my god that's cowabunga dude!
Don't touch that!
Go ahead, make my day
Touch that!
Uh oh! Honk honk!
Don't touch that, ha ha ha (crash!)
Okay, we're ready for take ninety-nine in here

Uh, don't touch that button please
Hic! You mean this button here?
Yeah, that big red button...DON'T TOUCH THAT!
What happens if, Hic! I touch this button here?
No! Not that button! Please! DON'T TOUCH THAT!

(explosion, backing music slows down and stops)

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