Worlds Fastest Logsplitter

Wasn't talking to you, dipshit.

thats a good idea if u are willing to lose a hand

I love my job so much that I have no time to shave. I look like ZZ Top.

I would never sell him insurance.

haha nice burn

I built 1 jus like it, except its called the SKULL BUSTER 2000. Had to change the name when the wedge flew off an split granmas skull... she wuz sittin too close.. about 100 yards away on the porch...

still got all your fingers?

ok nancy, stay in the kitchen where your safe . your comment makes no sense. i still got all my fingers and i think you know which ones for you

Bravado doesn't become you, stumpy. Ha ha

my hand is worth more than the time it takes to use an axe

I have this sinking feeling your nick name is gonna be "Lefty" someday.

theres nothing wrong with that machine you bunch of osha pussies. osha needs closed down , mother nature used to weed out the idiot winers . now there all on youtube telling other people things aint safe. grow a pair . im building one . im not a baby

Nice idea but its F**king nuts! Speaking of I hope ya got a cup on. Don't wanna hurt ol willy when that damn log kicks out..And I wouldn drink on the lunch break if your going back at it afterwards.

Watch yer fangers there Uncle Jesse.

You buncha P***y safety-nazis need to shut the hell up. Just PAY ATTENTION to what you are doing, and it is perfectly safe.

So sick of the pussification of America!