The Midnight Beast - Lez Be Friends

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Uploaded on March 25, 2010 by THEMIDNIGHTBEAST Powered by YouTube

The Midnight Beast - Lez Be Friends

Feat. Nick Hoult

Cast...
KATE MASIE
SCARLET AFLALO
NATALIE COOPER
CHARLOTTE BINNEY
VIKI WILLIAMSON
NAOMI HULBERT
IMOGEN HENDERSON
HANNAH JEFFERY
SARAH HORNE
STACEY GOULD
RACHEL HUNTER
ALICE MCGUIGAN

Lyrics...

Im at a party, Im a girl machine
Im gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I mean
Its like a sweet sixteen but the girls are eighteen
And I cant wait to peel em like a tangerine

Im gonna g..go down on em like a submarine
Submarines are fun he he he he heee
I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm
But before I can start I hear a rape alarm

Its going
I cant feel my ears I think theyre bleeding
From the
I cant work out why the girls are screaming

Im the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls

I still hear the
Maybe if I let her she would me with a
I cant work out why the girls dont fancy me

Im the best looking boy in sight no hang on
I bet she likes boobies right?


If a girl wont come round
(She must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down
(She must be a lesbian)
If she dont like me
(She must be a lesbian)
Ill let her down lightly
(You must be a lesbian)

If a girl wont kiss
(She must be a lesbian)
Or get down with this
(She must be a lesbian)
If she doesnt fancy me
She must bat for the other team

Take two, its my rapping debut
Im having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursue
Im like a fire truck WHAT?! Full of muscley guys?
I meant a pun where Id compare the hose to my ___ size

And then I see her, and I start feeling sick
I say my name is Pogo, you want to jump on my stick?
I woo her with my words, ask if I can poker face?
She doesnt see the funny side and sprays my face with mace

Its going
I cant feel my eyes I think theyre bleeding
From the
I cant work out why the girl is screaming

Im the best looking boy in the world
Ohh wait I bet she likes kissing girls

I still feel the
Maybe she could me up mywith a

I cant work out why the girls dont fancy me

Im the best looking boy in sight holy smokes
I bet she likes boobies right?

We are two boys and were looking for two girls
They are two girls lets talk to the girls
How are you? Whats your name
I try to talk but I just came
In my pants, I am sad
Chatting up girls is really rad.

Tags:
The, Midnight, Beast, The Midnight Beast, Stefan, Abingdon, Ashley, Horne, Dru, Wakely, Kesha, Ke$ha, Tik, Tok, Parody, Lez, Be, Friends, Nick, Hoult, Tits, Comedy

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