Vermillion Lies Global Warming

A funny, strange, cute song by an incredible Sister Cabaret (two twins)

Lyrics:

The ocean levels are rising
The glaciers are melting
You know what that means
Everythings going swimmingly

Global warming - its hot!
Global warming - its not cool!
Global warming
its too warm for school

My horse will be a sea horse
My cat will be a cat fish
My dog will be...really wet
and i will grow some fins

Global warming - its hot!
Global warming - its not cool!
Global warming
its too warm for school

The ozone layer is depleting
though that may feel kinda defeating
You dont have to worry
or at least you wont worry for long

Global warming - its hot!
Global warming - its not cool!
Global warming
its too warm for school

It will be so warm
We wont have to wear any clothes
Well be naked, well be naked
well be naked, and happy, and free

But Zoe? - Yes, Kim?
What about the polar bears?
Polar bears are already naked
They can´t take their clothes off
Oh no! The polar bears don´t have any clothes - They might..., but what will we do about those poor polarbears?
Oh, I know, we´ll build them a freezer
A freezer? - Yeah, a freezer!

Well build a freezer for the polar bears
Well build a freezer for the penguins
Well build a freezer for the elephants

No, a freezer´s too cold for elephants
That´s okay we´ll build them a fridge

Well build a fridge for the elephants
Well build a fridge for people
who really want to wear pants (not us!)
Well build a fridge
Itll be so big well keep it on mars

Everybody!

Global warming - its hot!
Global warming - its not cool!
Global warming
its too warm for school

.... sing twice as loud!

Global warming - its hot!
Global warming - its not cool!
Global warming
its too warm for school