Congress(Classified) Vote To Defend Against(Classified)

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Rep. John Haller (R-PA) introduces a bill that will allocate (classified) dollars over the next (classified) years to fight flesh-eating(classified).

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Congress(Classified) Vote To Defend Against(Classified)

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  • What about the ...

    What about the chair?

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  • LMAO!! DAMN!! I ...

    LMAO!! DAMN!! I THOUGHT IT WAS REALL! but this does sound very plausible..

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  • Watch the chair to ...

    Watch the chair to the right in the background. Seek the truth!!!

    By dizzib [Affiliate User] 1224009106 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • This Bill is what ...

    This Bill is what to do in case of a bio attack. Not what we think it is. I was thinking the same as the rest of you when I first heard it. But they need to just say that and make it clear so people understand this bill.

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  • At first I was also ...

    At first I was also taken in but if you look at "continuity of the us government" which I assure you is very real... in your utube search you will see there is more to this than just a spoof there was a bill very similar to this passed in a closed session of congress..... yea we are all stupid

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  • wow. got me at ...

    wow. got me at first. funny, but, not too far from the truth if you think about how things are done on the hill.

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  • Lmao @ those who ...

    Lmao @ those who still believe that this is real.

    1. There is no representative John Haller.
    2. That's The Onion's logo at the bottom.
    3. Read the video's description.

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  • ha,, great news, ...

    ha,, great news, they have

    By bennyesod [Affiliate User] 1221808397 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Haha! What a ...

    Haha!

    What a priceless comment field this is, almost as hilarious as the video itself. It seems like most people on YouTube are retards, taking satire from The Onion as literal Truth. Obtain some brains and a sense of humor, please. :)

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  • somebody knows ...

    somebody knows where I can read this law by myself?

    By Blaluma [Affiliate User] 1219488046 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Replace classified ...

    Replace classified with us dude-urban area? Birthing centers? Underground-body disposal?

    By grpenn [Affiliate User] 1217241458 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Im sorry but you ...

    Im sorry but you guys are all retarded...do you see that little onion before it says span? this is a spoof done by a comedy based news paper originally from San francisco. Look at the end, there is a news report on goats. Come on people

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  • Replaced classified ...

    Replaced classified with UFO/ALIEN

    By gtiapr3 [Affiliate User] 1216609881 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • when you see that ...

    when you see that kind of guy keeping such important/vital things secret like that ...should someone raid him and force him to tell what he know...take a gun go at his home and kidnape him and force him to tell the story!come one someone wake up...

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  • The Question is ...

    The Question is where did this video come from? and how did you obtain it. Please respond.

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