WARNING! DUE TO MATURE CONTENT, THIS VIDEO IS FOR BIG STARKIDS ONLY!
It's time for school and Sally, Joey's best friend and next door neighbor, is waiting outside. She waits to walk with Joey everyday, even though he always makes her late for class, because there's just something about him that makes her feel all funny in her chest, and her tummy... and her little Miss Cooter!
"Ready to Go, Pt. 1" - Darren Criss
Look at me, with my pigtails so tight,
Youd think that I might explode right?
Look at me, with my arms in a twist,
Not alarming I missed the right road
Its not to late, to turn around
And find a better way
Its not up to fate to lay the groundwork
For a better day!
You gotta shake it up, put your hair down darlin
You really need to unwind.
SALLY: I gotta pick it up cause my life is calling
me on the other line.
Its time to start over
And today is like the first day of the year.
So get that chip off your shoulder,
Cause its weighing me down and keeping you right here
I want to get out, see the great big world out there
Its time to set out, cause I feel-- theres something in the air
I might be that be losing my mind, but theres one thing that I know
That Im finally ready, Im ready to go!
SALLY: Im finally ready, so ready tooo
Hey dick, does my hair look alright?
Oh, man, buddy, youre a sight to see
(spoken) K good, (sung) Heres the deal, just try to relax,
Cause a mishaps the last thing I need.
I wanna rise up to the next level
Get off this middle ground.
Ive got this yearnin, burnin like the devil.
Im here for the rebound
Pass the ball, I know Im on fire
Yeah, yeah youre on a roll
(spoken) I KNOW!
(spoken/sung) What do you want of your kingdom, sire?
I wanna take control,
JOEY & DICK:
I need a brand new game plan!
No more warming benches like Ive done before.
Getchyo head in the game, man!
Heres what Im thinking
Shit, shes comin out that door
JOEY, DICK, CHORUS:
Say yes, Vanessa yes, I do confess
Of my obsession with your design
I will not rest, no, not unless
I find a way to make you mine
Im gonna get her if its the last thing that I do
But just remember that you cant get her
JOEY & DICK: without you/me too!
So buckle up, all you amateurs
Cause today were goin pro
Were finally ready, yeah, were ready to go!