Flight of the Conchords Ep 8 'A Kiss is Not a Contract'
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A kiss is not a contract
But it's very nice
Mmmmm, very nice
Just because you've been exploring my
mouth
Doesn't mean you get to take an
expedition further south
No.
A kiss is not a contract,
But it's very nice,
It's very, very nice,
Just because we've been playing tonsil
hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal
that's in my jockey
Just because I'm in a two man
novelty band
Doesn't mean it's all about
poontang.
I can't go around loving everyone
I just wouldn't get anything done
You can take me out to dinner that
might be quite nice
you could buy me a burrito and some beans
and rice
but that won't get you into pants
paradise
They call it a fly because it takes
you up to heaven oh oh
A kiss is not a contract but it's very
nice. It's very very nice.
I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby
We're only two men, ladies
Babies. Pretty babies.
Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net
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Flight of the Conchords Ep 8 'A Kiss is Not a Contract'
- ... doesn't mean ...
... doesn't mean it's all about bootey. The posted lyrics are wrong.
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HA Ha HA Awesome
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- Those lyrics have ...
Those lyrics have been right there the whole time... I'm officially stupid.
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Ha ha XD You know the lyrics are in the description box? :P
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- "Just because I'm ...
"Just because I'm in a two man novelty band
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Doesn't mean it's all about poontang."9042351- 0
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ya'll should check out the Plutonics on here if you like this kinda stuff
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- It doesn't mean ...
It doesn't mean it's all about the poontang.
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It's two man novelty band... for sure. I stand corrected.
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I thought it was "because I mean to turn you on really bad" with an ironic peace sign.
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This is one of their best songs, lyrics wise. Every line is genius.
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It's "two man novelty band". That's why he makes the "two" sign with his fingers.
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- Nah, it's two man ...
Nah, it's two man novelty band. He lifts up two fingers.
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It's touring novelty band....
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"pants paradise"
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They call it a fly because it takes
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I thought it said "in a two man novelty band" maybe i'm wrong
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