Portland Yuppies Can't Drive in Snow

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DRIVE, Yuppie, DRIVE!

I thought S.U.V.s were supposed to be MASTERS of the ELEMENTS! Not under the control of Sally Dumbtoes!
Man, $580 a month at 7.79% interest to look like a freaking retard!

I hope no one got hurt in all this because I can't stop laughing. What morons! Hey, dumbass! If it didn't work for the first bunch of idiots, it's not gonna work for you!

One of you clever A/V type people needs to speed this up and set it to Boots Randolph's "Yakety Sax", but keep in the crunching noises.


From the King5.com news website: January 16th, 2007

Elementary teacher Derek Porter witnessed 15 different car collisions on icy roads outside his Portland apartment Tuesday morning and caught several on home video.

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Portland Yuppies Can't Drive in Snow

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  • soo funny !!!!

    soo funny !!!!

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  • stupid yuppies

    stupid yuppies

    By strongfront22 [Affiliate User] 1207707226 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • 1 dont floor it ...

    1 dont floor it like the dum ass did that went haf a block 2 go slow and dont but on your break's wen you turn 2 dont fight it wen the car is sliding it will make it slid even more and 3 if you dont know what am talking about plz for the love of god stay off the road wen it snow's.

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  • you cant stop the ...

    you cant stop the video with out the fire truck hitting something

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  • is this portland, ...

    is this portland, OR. if so i remember this, we had a massive snow storm a few years back, i also remember we had like 2 inches!!! of ICE!!!, no duh cars cant stop sliding

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  • ma è sapone o neve? ...

    ma è sapone o neve??????????

    By gregorinilu [Affiliate User] 1205415047 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • that was soo ...

    that was soo retarded

    By MoneyMan526 [Affiliate User] 1205231742 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • lloks like there ...

    lloks like there ding it on purpusa like a film set lol x

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  • Wow! This is like ...

    Wow! This is like the idiot yuppie and dumbasses up here in Mass. even though we have pretty good salting and sanding for our roads thay think because they have AWD or 4WD they can drive at regular highway speeds. I guess yuppies arent smarter on the left coast either! lol

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  • S**t

    S**t

    By awarnsing [Affiliate User] 1203082143 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • The best way to ...

    The best way to drive in this weather is to not F**king drive. Their cars are obviously not equipped for it and they obviously don't know what they are doing, F**king walk or wait a while. I'd be pissed if some retard drove into my car.

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  • Damn Portland ...

    Damn Portland yuppies

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  • Yes they are stupid ...

    Yes they are stupid and should not be behind the wheel. BUT go to portland, or to PGE park and look at that hill, it is so steep there are stairs going up some of it.

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  • who ever those ...

    who ever those drivers are they are some F**king idiots. the first car to slide all over the ice is the # 1 F**king idiot.

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  • remember when your ...

    remember when your third grade teacher said "imagine a world without friction."

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