By Bad Seed
«Darth Vader! Only you can be so bold...»
-Who the hell are you?
«The Imperial Senate will not stand still for this; when they knew you've attacked...»
-I don't give interviews, and I'm no longer a public figure. I just want to be left alone. I don't do courses anymore.
«I don't know what you're talking about. I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan.»
-You're from the 60's... there's no place for you here in the future. Get back while you still can! Back to the 60's...
«Holding her is dangerous. What if this gets out? It could generate sympathy for the rebellion and the Senate.»
-You see that's the kind of crappeople [or craftpeople??] have always laid on me. Now she is my only mean at finding their secret base
«She'll die before she'll tell you anything.»
«The DeathStar plans are not in the main computer.»
-May I have the box? Give me the box! Are we done here?
«We intercepted no transmission... this is a counselor ship on a diplomatic mission...»
-What?! It's not a car dealership, pal! Now the box... Tahiti is not in Europe. I'm going to be sick.
«Lord Vader, the battle-station plans are not aboard this ship, and no transmissions were made.»
«An escape pod was jettisonned during the fighting. No life forms were aboard.»
-Awh! This is ridiculous. We are the United States gouvernment. We don't do that sort of thing. I will not do this... NOOO!
-I find your lack of faith disturbing, so disappointing.
«Enough of this. Vader, release him!»
- Oh God... («aaaah...»)
«It must be a decoy sir, several of the escape pods have been jettisoned.»
- Have you found any droids?
«No sir. If there were any on board, they must also have jettisoned.»
- Oh my God! It's not my fault you wouldn't play catch with your father.
- That's not important, is it? What's really important is that, none of this ever happened... I'm going to be sick!
«No, you really pissed me off. I'm going to beat you with a crowbar until you go away.What the hell is that?!»
-How about this; PEACE, LOVE, DOPE Now get the hell out of here!
«I have you now!»