The CERN Black Hole

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  • Does anyone have any idea what they're t...

    To stop all the speculation the LHC is being used to fire two protons at each other at as close to the speed of light as possible, in order to try and recreate a small version of the big bang.

    Although the creation of a black hole is possible, the LHC would never create a black hole that is large enough to sustain itself, therefore a black hole created by the LHC would collapse in on itself instead of sucking in the whole world

    I do wish that people would make sure they know what they are talking about before they speak (or in this case type)

    By TheAC 1221156096 Reply Spam [+4] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • atleast someone understands that this wa...

      and that it will not destroy the earth

      By ozzboz 1221940415 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • o_O

      thats very knowledgable
      are you a scientest or something

      By wildthingwa7sh 1221586962 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • How the fuck

      would ANYBODY know if the blackhole would be able to sustain itself or not?
      isnt it the nature of blackholes to grow larger as it gains matter or anti-matter.
      Those fuckers shouldve built CERN on Mars or somewhere real far away, because I know them smashing protons together wont prove or disprove anything about creation. Creationists will just say, yeah thats how G-d made it, and it still doesnt explain who/what made the first protons. Scientifically identifying the cause of creation on Earth is IMPOSSIBLE, So we'll just have to die to find out.

      By SankeGod 1222995343 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • well my body ur aint right..

      u dont kno if it could sustain or not. coz no one in earth kno about that.... we kno nothing about that... all u kno is what u saw on TV and learned from them and now u tellin they wrong :DDD i wish u knew what u talking about... ofc its fake anyway...

      By donce_LT 1224092908 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • One thing he DOES know...

      is how to spell.

      By Durhamntx 1232029481 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • parecido

    me recuerda al capitulo de los Simpson donde el Homer aparece en 3D!

    By mbmiranda 1218640258 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Es increible

    Que ondas, Es increible ver como los Españoles se pelean entre ellos, A mi me decian que eran mas racistas que los gringos y es verdad porque ni entre ellos se quieren estos tontos, Como habra gente tan PENDEJA, Soy Hondureño y ve caen mal porque se creen la mama de tarzan en su pais con la gente que les va a limpiar el C... a sus viejitos, Pedazos de M....

    By Extrat 1222812388 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Es triste...

    Me dais pena , la gran mayoria con esos comentarios racistas hacia los catalanes , pero bueno supongo que no tendreis mas de 15-16 años , estais en la edad , soy mas xulo k un oxo y pienso con los pies... pensar antes de decir tonterias...... ya que ESPAÑA esa que decis vive basicamente de Catalunya , Pais vasco i madrid , asi que culturizaros un pokito y luego xapurrear , pero sinceramente con comentarios asi , dais penica...

    Aki un español pero ante todo catalan ...

    By kasumix1 1218612674 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Español sin puta idea de escribir...

      "Aki un español pero ante todo un catalan ..."

      Jajaja, más bien tendrías que decir, ante todo un subnormal que no tiene ni puta idea de escribir correctamente castellano. Ni tildes, abreviaturas al más puro estilo movil, no diferencias la "i" de la "y"....y un sin fin de subnormalidades emanadas seguramente por un niñato de no más de 19 años.

      El cuento de que cataluÑa da de comer a España es la mentira más grande que os han metido en la cabeza los 4 desgraciados de turno (nietos de andaluces o extremeños por cierto)

      By Darwin1889 1218640367 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Ortografía

      Ojito, que tú tampoco escribes bien del todo... te comes tildes, aparte de errores gramaticales como "emanado por". No dejes mal a todos los españoles, te lo dice un madrileño.

      By Azurlake 1218736655 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Economia.

      Mira las estadísticas Económicas del país, y verás que es más real que tu gilipollez.

      Estás dejando en ridículo a España, lo mejor será que te calles.

      By Edgargafe 1218647237 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Que os den por el agujero negro catalane

      Aqui un español ante todo español porque solo hay una españa grande y libre , no como los jod.. catalanes y vascos que quieren desmembrarla, si tan buenos son y tanta pasta tienen que se compren una isla y se metan en ella y si puede ser que se metan con ellos los del cern y que inventen todo lo que quieran.Si franco estuviera por aqui no seriais tan valientes y lo tratariais con mas talante.A los hijo de pu.. de CERN si se quieren suicidar que lo hagan tomando unas pastillitas y que nos dejen a los demas en paz , que hay mucha gente en el mundo pasando hambre para que se gasten mas de 5 millones de euros en hacer la super maquinita exterminadora.

      By darkballs 1218625756 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • lol

      España grande, si, pero... libre? Perdona, pero eres lo más ignorante que he visto en este pais.

      Si Franco estuviera vivo, antes mataria a la gente como tú, a los canis, a los radicales y a los gays, luego iria a por los catalanes y vascos.

      En serio, a ver si aprendeis un poco de historia y os dais cuenta de como era Franco, dudo mucho que quisierais que volviera alguien como el, que queria que toda la gente estuviera en casa desde las 9 de la noche hasta las 9 de la mañana (adios fiestas, bares, conciertos y libertad), que sois lo más inculto del mundo y la gente inteligente se rie de vosotros, como yo.

      By Edgargafe 1218627015 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • ¿lol?

      ¿También copiamos los acrónimos de los niños de 12 años anglófonos?

      Jajaja sigue así, en tus delirios quizás encuentres la cura contra el SIDA jajajajajaja. Dios, estos catababosos que grandes son. Arte si que tienen, de eso no me cabe la menor duda.

      By Darwin1889 1218640538 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • earth's existence

    It is said the a big meteor is going to collide with earth in the year 2012 that earth is going to get parted.
    I heard that earth is not going to exist in 2012........because the man who discovered calenders stopped while writing the calender for year 2012 saying that the earth is not going to exist.....

    By sitking 1239255960 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • MODOL CING BADAG

    MUNCRUT WAE MANEH TEH...

    By jakakurnia 1224306104 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • ...

    Man, get a job instead of submitting crap...

    By kalysto 1224085421 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • hmmms...

    Dan Brown... yeaps.. i learn that from him

    By dagurlls 1224082263 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • stop wining

    one way or another we humans are going to end the earth, we are very ignorant and sellfish so if this doesnt kill us somenthing else weve created will

    By matvause 1223229432 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • bull shit

    Incredible speculation over a stupid n expensive experiment. Nothing is gonna come of it.
    As of you, if you think this is disturbing, look for information on implosion of dying stars. Imagine the sun imploding, sucking the planets (including the earth n the pretty souls dwelling in it) into its core... The biggest barbecue to come. Enjoy the thought.
    Cheers

    By Star of Bethlehem 1223094966 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • what ever is that pls. i don't like the ...

    stop inventions like that, r u wishing the end of the world?

    By honeydue 1222730046 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • i heard tht somewhere...

    but havent they already started testing the proton charges thingy..?? whats this guy talking about? testing on a large scale? ... eh??

    By Squee88 1222381657 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • a hairy hole

    can we called black hole too?

    By maleoficious 1222103611 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Nice graphics

    All bull shit... but nice graphics thou...

    By edmondbob 1221808672 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Humans are so smart...

    And so stupid all at once. It is incredible! Sure it will make a black hole on a microscopic scale for a billionth of a second. Sure we might not find anything, but then again we might find EVERYTHING! This could change everything we know about the world we live in! Also, cool vid... wont happen.

    By TheThreeAmigos 1221455271 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Damn!

    Fuck the clip!

    By Rado_Sopheak 1221446309 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Ha.ha..ha....

    Just believe in God!
    The engineers just give us their ideas, how the world is built, how the monkey evoluted into human, how the world will end, etc.

    By jorkysekali 1221441082 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • ha ha ha ha ha ha

    very funny !!!!!

    By no_more88 1221419730 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • doomsday

    If this will be happend not only earth will be suck by black hole but also a moon and venus and mars and all 9 planets and in the end sun. And sucking wouldn't look like this but black hole will have a accretion disk. But this will not be happend.The end.

    By booler 1221402528 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • people aren't that stupid

    Fuck the black hole. At first lets' use some common sense. HOw the hell will fund billions of dollar to create a machine that will suck him too? So, don't panic hearing what few jackass says, nothing is gonna happen. Stephen hawking has bet 100 dollar that nothing is going to be discovered from this experiment. They can't find higgs particle. It's just the waste of time and money. Instead of funding such a stupid and hazardous project world should be funding to eradicate hunger from world.

    By sanjusp 1221390938 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • lmfao xD

    Is that real? i dun think so!!! just only for fun... right?
    xD

    By Extrovert 1221380263 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Aprendan un poco! Please learning!

    Estimados si por favor pudieran leer un poco y aprender que es un hoyo negro y cuales son sus alcances no estarìan diciendo tantas idioteces.
    Apreciated people, if you could only reading a little bit about black holes and what are their scopes, you don't be saiying all these things!


    Lean por favor
    Read please:

    Black Holes
    There are many popular myths concerning black holes, many of them perpetuated by Hollywood. Television and movies have portrayed them as time-traveling tunnels to another dimension, cosmic vacuum cleaners sucking up everything in sight, and so on. It can be said that black holes are really just the evolutionary end point of massive stars. But somehow, this simple explanation makes them no easier to understand or less mysterious.
    NOTE: This section is about what are called "stellar-mass black holes". For information about black holes with the mass of billions of Suns, see Active Galaxies & Quasars .


    Black Holes: What Are They?
    Black holes are the evolutionary endpoints of stars at least 10 to 15 times as massive as the Sun. If a star that massive or larger undergoes a supernova explosion, it may leave behind a fairly massive burned out stellar remnant. With no outward forces to oppose gravitational forces, the remnant will collapse in on itself. The star eventually collapses to the point of zero volume and infinite density, creating what is known as a " singularity ". As the density increases, the path of light rays emitted from the star are bent and eventually wrapped irrevocably around the star. Any emitted photons are trapped into an orbit by the intense gravitational field; they will never leave it. Because no light escapes after the star reaches this infinite density, it is called a black hole.
    But contrary to popular myth, a black hole is not a cosmic vacuum cleaner. If our Sun was suddenly replaced with a black hole of the same mass, the earth's orbit around the Sun would be unchanged. (Of course the Earth's temperature would change, and there would be no solar wind or solar magnetic storms affecting us.) To be "sucked" into a black hole, one has to cross inside the Schwarzschild radius. At this radius, the escape speed is equal to the speed of light, and once light passes through, even it cannot escape.

    The Schwarzschild radius can be calculated using the equation for escape speed.


    vesc = (2GM/R)1/2

    For photons, or objects with no mass, we can substitute c (the speed of light) for Vesc and find the Schwarzschild radius, R, to be

    R = 2GM/c2
    If the Sun was replaced with a black hole that had the same mass as the Sun, the Schwarzschild radius would be 3 km (compared to the Sun's radius of nearly 700,000 km). Hence the Earth would have to get very close to get sucked into a black hole at the center of our solar system.

    By spartakus100thu 1221336684 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • About the Steller Remanant and Schwarzsc...

      Yes, absolutely
      The "steller matter" is actually heavy density matter evanutally carbon and metals these things arn't able to perform fission and fusion itself so are condensed at a high rate to a lower space, This cause the effect u mentioned, The black hole , i never put attention over the "Schwarzschild radius" . but overall ur concept was excellent. 5*

      By GURU BOY 1221419798 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • r we going to die?

    im too young to die!!

    By dnt have a clue2007 1221325022 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I dont know we have to wait and see..

    There are telling us many things warning.. We have to wait and see what Jesus decide to do to earth.. I know it will happen becase world didnt obey Jesus I notice world have been worse and worse.. I m here is pray and forgive our sin before it happened.. Soo I cant say its fake or real because there are different story warning soo.. Just pray thats all.. PEACE...

    By prettynala 1221164457 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • ja ja muy bueno como comedia

    la verdad si el mundo se acaba, desearia que fuera asi enn 37 segundos nos evitariamos mucho sufrimiento je je

    By culli 1221149212 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • um

    why would the earth be sucked in to the center of the planet if a black hole were suddenly created on the surface by the LHC...

    i mean um.. woops

    By aelwero_too 1221137514 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Let me remind you all that

    this was just a test and the the particles will not collide in a month.

    By xxXzeroXxx 1221063634 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • lol

    dude it's Sptember 10 right now and i'm alive now...

    By sajadas15 1221052121 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • LHC

      The Major experiments will begin in Late September probably October, that's when the important collisions occur. Meanwhile the tube is running and they are still firing Protons into it and yes collisions are happ[ening but not on the scale that will occur later.
      The black hole stuff is that there is a possibility that very small black holes will be created but they will only last for an instant. In any case this is already happening in real life all round us. By the way it's now the 11th and I'm still h

      By Codger 1221146598 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Collider safe?

    Well, it is Sept. 10th and I am still here! Guess no problem!

    By philB 1221051214 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Que se jodan tambien los catalanes

    Al menos si nos traga el agujero negro me queda el consuelo que los putos polacos catalufos de mierda tambien se vayan a tomar por culo con su terruño y su jerga asquerosa babosa que es un farnces mal hablado para provocar a los españoles, empeznaod por cardo rovira, el barsa, la guarra de la rahola y toda la basura inmunda que habita la región de egoistas, ladrones y tacaños. q os jodan amargaos.

    y encima el mason traidor antiespañol y matacuras de Zapatero tambien se van el pack con los polacos, que mas podemos pedir??

    cataluña a la mierda

    By cazalla 1218910440 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • a la mierda todo

    no lo entiendo de verdad, darwin y todos estos analfabetos, porke estais siempre asi? insultando y tokando los kojones. los unikos ke kereis enfrentamiento sois vosotros,no lo veis? por vuestra kulpa esta (segun decis vosotros) como esta españa. sois la lakra de esta sociedad. ke pena... ke kada vez ke kiero ver algun comentario de un video de yonkis tenga ke aparecer alguno de estos analfabetos. ke pena...

    By saporrosoyyo 1218808440 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • TAMBIEN ES MU RARO

    A lo que puede llegar las cosas,un video en el que pone como nos podemos destruir y nosotros discutiendo que si catalunya libre o no....en fin

    By maguila69 1218800588 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • A ver,pringados,mas que pringados

    Dejaos de catalanes babosos y de españoles fascistas,porque sois todos unos pringados.Yo,vallisoletano de pura cepa,de la tierra del fascismo,pero que no acepta la actual bandera española,le cuesta aceptar la bandera republicana,y que solo acepta la pucelana con fondo negro,me doy cuenta como no os dais cuenta de todos vamos a acabar gobernados por sindicatos,elejidos por todos los trabajadores,gobernando todos los pueblos,que serán independientes,que ante la imposibilidad de poder acer que estos pueblos produzcan lo necesario por sí solos,busquen pactos entre los propios sindicatos,creando a su vez una gran confederacion mundial de sindicatos.

    Eso,y que los fascistas españolistas no os dais cuenta de que vuestra españa grande y libre no es mas que un conjunto de pueblos,no solo hay catalanes y euskaldunes(perdon si no lo he escrito bien,no lo se poner bien),tambien hay astures,cantabros,galegos,castellanos,leoneses,manchegos,extremeños.......etc,y vosotros quereis que estén unidos en vuestra españa ilusa,ME DAIS PENA!

    Eso y nada mas,PRINGAOS!

    By maguila69 1218800339 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • España, Una, Grande y Libre

    Dais pena.
    Dais mucha pena los catalanes que pensais asi, si por mi fuera pondría una valla en todos los límites de la comunidad (porque es una comunidad mal que le pese a mucha gente) y establecería una aduana y todo lo que quisieran comprar a España o cuando tocaran nuestra tierra española, a pagar impuestos elevadísimos, que Cataluña sola no se puede autoabastecer.
    Bueno mejor tengo otra idea:
    Poner una valla en todos los límites de Mierdaluña (perdón que se va la lengua, queria decir la Comunidad Autónoma de Cataluña), y avisar a todos los ciudadanos que sean catalanes pero se sientan primero españoles que crucen la frontera y cuando estuvieran todos los buenos fuera de la valla, cogería 50 bombarderos B56 y arrasaría con esa comunidad dejándola libre de maleza.

    By F. Franco 1218768678 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • son unos asquerosos

      Los catalanes q pululan por internet son todos unos antisociales, amargados de la vida, será la representación del catalan medio? lleno de odio y rencor, joder ojala les reviente la central de vandellos y tengamos un chernobyl catalan

      By cazalla 1218976555 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • O.o

    ¿Aquí se comenta el video o se hace el imbécil?
    Poned un foro y os acribillais, que aquí seguro que hay gente que lo que le interesa es lo que se opina de los videos.

    By Ms.SNeiDeR 1218720554 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • imposible

    es imposible que pase lo que pasa en el vídeo.
    de hecho constantemente estamos recibiendo partículas cósmicas que tienen más energía que las que se van a realizar en el LHC, con lo que, según esa teoría, deberíamos haber desaparecido hace mucho tiempo

    By sergioloud 1218580238 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Cuanta ignorancia.

    Lo más gracioso es que llameis Fachas a un pais (Catalunya) que va en contra de los Fachas/Fascistas y que aún hoy en dia lucha contra ello, a parte de luchar contra los racistas y un largo etc, mientras que España solo se dedica a la TV basura, salir de fiesta y a matar toros.

    En el video no solo desaparece Catalunya, para vuestra información, esa cosita redonda se le llama Tierra. Sí! Aunque muchos creiais que solo existia España, no es así, España es un puntito del mundo que no abarca ni un 0,5%, aunque para muchos sea el 200% de su existencia.

    Ya me he reido de vuestra ignorancia, por suerte, la gente como vosotros sois los más inofensivos, ya que la ignorancia es y será vuestra perdición.

    By Edgargafe 1218560731 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • que os den

      lo de pais sera porque el Z lo ha puesto por escrito porque no tiene los suficientes huevos para afrontar las cosas.Pos no va y se va de vacaciones dejando el pais echo una mierda.En fin catalanes si tan arto estais de los españoles crearos vuestro propio internet y dejarnos tranquilos

      By darkballs 1218625926 Reply Spam [+2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • hummm

      Que yo sepa, habeis empezado vosotros con el racismo que teneis.
      Sois prepotentes, pero no teneis nada que envidiar, y como han dicho abajo, no mordais la mano que os da de comer, porque si algún dia Catalunya y el Pais Vasco se niegan a dar dinero, españa se va al garete en cosa de un mes por falta de ingresos. Si seguiis tocando los cojones de tal forma, al final, la gente va a empezar una revolución caotica.

      Deberiais callaros y dar las gracias por tener las únicas comunidades trabajan para vosotros, mientras os rascais los wevos y os poneis a baiilar sevillanas, inútiles.

      By Edgargafe 1218626785 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • De trabajar nada.

      Para eso ya te tenemos a ti y a un grupo de macacos catalanes, para que podamos serguir bailando sevillanas, emborrachándonos y si se tercia follar a vuestras mujeres.
      Chaval vida no hay más que una, y para trabajar ya estáis vosotros, ¿qué queréis? me parece que es justo. Es como cuando el hombre blanco sodomizaba al negro, y este, trabajaba para su amo blanco superior.
      Extrapola esto último, a ESPAÑOL y catapestoso. Si aún no te enteras de que os vamos a seguir sangrando y vamos a luchar con uña y dientes para que no os separéis y sigamos chupando, vamos, faltaría más.

      Nota: la única pega es que no podéis vivir sin nosotros. Y a veces sois algo pesados por internet (siempre detrás de la barrera, claro).

      A MAMARLA PRINGAO, he dicho.

      By Darwin1889 1218663095 Reply Spam [+1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • CataluÑa. Escribid bien y no mezcléis.

      Anda y que te la pique un pollo, retrasado. En primer lugar se escribe cataluÑa. En segundo lugar, ojalá tu puta comunidad de retrasados se vaya al garete.
      Y en tercer lugar, tu DNI y PASAPORTE refleja tu nacionalidad ESPAÑOLA, no las inventadas por cuatro subnormales de 14 años, como eric y su ejército del fenix. Que por lo que he visto, lo componen una gorda con gafas, un enano, eric que parece dominicano y 3 ó 4 niñatos que viven con papá y mamá.

      NOTA: Cada día, muere un catalan según las estadísticas. Cada día me pajeo por ello.

      By Darwin1889 1218593935 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • necrofilia?

      Te masturbas pensando en muertos? Te va la necrofilia? Joder, sabia que los españoles teniais complejo de inferioridad respecto a los catalanes, pero llegar a eso.... :S
      Sinceramente, ahora ya si que paso de adoptar un niño extremeño... no sea que si se muere mi abuela me lo encuentre comiendole los pezones...

      By arcangelet 1218634080 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Con tal de ver a cataluña desaparecer

    Me da igual el agujero negro, he disfrutado al ver desaparecer a cataluña del mapa. ¿Nadie podría crear un agujero negro, que sólo afectase a cataluña?

    By Darwin1889 1218551142 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Ojala

      Auqnue si un agujero negro no se traga cataluña sola (que ya es bastante pozo negro) al menos nos queda el consuelo que igual con suerte algun dia les revienta la central de vandellos y se crea un chernobyl catalan y cataluña desaparece del mapa por 4000 años ya qu ehay q poner la zona en cuarentena.

      brindare con champan francés por supuesto, ese día q ojalá ocurra bien pronto

      By cazalla 1218976442 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • ::P

      Pues a lo mejor lo del agujero negro es la solución para que malnacidos como tu si que desaparezcan :)

      By Hare4ever 1218551660 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • OK! So why am I not ...

    OK! So why am I not supprised that the LHC is going to be activated on 8/8/08? The day the Olympics begin.. Can someone please answer that? Oh and that is in 7 days.

    By FilmPA [Affiliate User] 1217542907 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Sorry

      Are you on drugs. Whi told you it would be activated on this date. This date is past and in fact it was tested and activated on september 10 not the olympic openign day.

      By dicdicdicdic 1221140540 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I hope it will ...

    I hope it will never happen :/ . But who knows ?

    By badboyz777 [Affiliate User] 1217540002 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • aterrador O_O

    aterrador O_O

    By mondoretrovainilla [Affiliate User] 1217530814 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • mmm nosotros no ...

    mmm nosotros no podemos decir si va a pasar eso, despues de todo, lo que importa es lo que lo que los cientificos deduscan, ya que ellos tienen conocimiento del tema, nosotros no podemos decir si puede suceder o no, yo no estoy de ningun lado, por que yo no se de eso y no se que pueda pasar o que,

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  • oh, alright. my bad ...

    oh, alright. my bad, sry. :x

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  • I never said I ...

    I never said I didn't want to help that. I just said that the things stated were irrelevant to the LHC. o_o

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  • culpa del HAARP y ...

    culpa del HAARP y del CERN... mi interiorice en el tema, y encuentro una tonelada de pavadas acerca de que van a crear un agujero negro que se va a tragar la galaxia (¡!)... en fin, no quiero seguir con esta absurda cronica, pero mi conclusion es la siguiente: NO CREO QUE LA HUMANIDAD TENGA NI POR ASOMO LA CAPACIDAD DE CREAR UN AGUJERO NEGRO QUE DESTRUYA EL PLANETA! POR FAVOR!!!!!

    By subjetivaobjetividad [Affiliate User] 1217504525 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Anoche un amigo me ...

    Anoche un amigo me dijo que se iba a acabar el mundo en unos dias porque "inventaron una maquina para destruir el mundo".... A la mierda, pense, y le pregunte de que habia fumado. Me dijo algo del CERN y recordé haber leido una nota en National Geographic acerca del tema. Le dije que hacia mucho que existian los aceleradores como ese y que para mi no iba a pasar nada...
    En fin, hoy me puse a buscar en internet... pá que!. Primero con las luces de los terremotos, despues que los terremotos eran

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  • Blunder... so what? ...

    Blunder... so what? What's wrong with going back to ride horses again? All they need to fuel up is grass... there's plenty of grass. Screw TV, screw the Internet and all oher technology. I don't care about that. ALl I need is the air that I breathe. And also they are developing LS9 in San Fran which is a petrolium similar to gas and can be produced arteficially.

    By TylerMontana [Affiliate User] 1217458818 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • You must also be on drugs.

      Why would a blunder take away all technology. If it didn't work nothing would happen. If it casued a big explosion only the area some areas will be destroyed. If it was a black hole everything would be sucked in and most likely destroyed (that last one was a guess). What the hell makes you think a blunder will cause the world to revert into pre-modern eras.

      By dicdicdicdic 1221140749 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • the black hole isnt ...

    the black hole isnt the only doomsday theroy anotherone for this is that its going to recreate the bigbang but both of those r so stupid and it will never happen just like the atomic bomb

    By justhayden15 [Affiliate User] 1217454259 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Hahaha, another ...

    Hahaha, another stupid that don't know anything and with a loit of free time.

    Black holes doesn't "eat" things, it "sucks" them. There's any energy flash there, and where the sound comes from, hahahaha. Funny pseudo-science.

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  • haha....

    haha....

    By pixeltod [Affiliate User] 1217433106 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • jajaajaj la mamada! ...

    jajaajaj la mamada!!!

    By chakas880 [Affiliate User] 1217430204 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • It points to the ...

    It points to the existance of an 11 dimensional universe,there not true black holes only tiny baby ones that should pop out of existance in a matter of micro seconds (black holes do lose mass) try reading up on string theroy and super symmetry , and worm holes appear all the time on a small enough scale but there at the quantum foam scale(pretty dam small)

    By AtheistEngland [Affiliate User] 1217426117 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • "What is it good ...

    "What is it good for anyway? Despite knowing Stephen Hawkings could be right."

    New sources of energy, new means of propulsion, the possibility to creating worm-holes in order to travel vast steller distances instantaneously.

    Perhaps just understanding a bit more about how the universe works in order to better understand our place in it.

    By PicadillyJester [Affiliate User] 1217424991 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • "It's highly stupid ...

    "It's highly stupid because rather than to find out how to create a black hole..."

    CERN isn't attempting to create a black hole... It's just a bunch of doomsday naysayers worrying about it, just like they were worried about the other accellerators that have been operating for *decades* now without *any* problems.

    By PicadillyJester [Affiliate User] 1217424986 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Hurry up with CERN ...

    Hurry up with CERN please put more money into this why we still can!

    If we don't know how the universe works and we can't create materials then mankind is doomed.
    When the oil runs out our Golden Age will be over. We will not be able to build anything and mass war will happen. Without the knowing how atoms bond together to create material we will never progress.

    By Blunder1248 [Affiliate User] 1217422231 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • That's quite alright.

      The planet will slowly replenish itself when mankind cease to exist. the dying out of the human race would be the best thing that could happen to this planet.

      By dicdicdicdic 1221140917 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • small black-holes ...

    small black-holes aren't stable enough to live for more than couple of seconds (or even less).

    By kilmindaro3 [Affiliate User] 1217411627 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • this is just stupid.

    this is just stupid.

    By HereButNotToStay [Affiliate User] 1217404154 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • This cant be good ...

    This cant be good lol

    By RexNunc [Affiliate User] 1217371596 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • me da miedo!!

    me da miedo!!

    By jilipollas12345 [Affiliate User] 1217368138 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • you indians

    will be the end of the world if you dont stop breeding like rabbits

    By bozcro 1222039202 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • IT MAY POSSIBLE

    ONLY GOD COULD DETERMINE THE LIMITATION OF HUMAN DISCOVERY. IT'S ONLY GOD KNOWS WHEN THE END OF THE WORLD COMES. IF THIS WILL COME, ARE YOU READY TO MEET YOUR GOD

    By BONGUAPO 1221486890 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Ain't Gonna Work

    Humans Ain't Gonna End The World.
    Olny The Creator (God) Is Capable Of That.

    By moe96699669 1221266303 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • u assholes fucking liars

    there is no fucking way for this to happen we cant creat enought energy for that just beacause u are fucking afraid of science dont make litlle girls in india kill them selfs with pestacide (witch gives a slow death) beacause of so many fucking lies i wish i could punch u in the nuts and the stomic and take out ur eyes fucking liars

    By flydogfly 1221250033 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • It Is Not Possible!!!

    Which Shown In Video!!! Bcoz That Black Hole Will Need A Gr8 Source From Lord!!! Without The Permission From Lord, It Wont Suck..... Be Religous & Think Religous & Don't Forget That Who Create You & Where Will You Return After Your Death..........
    1st Deep Research About The Things Then Comment Clearly What You Want To Say.
    Adios O:o)

    By Dusk Horde 1221233232 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • search and then talk

    the LHC is not ment to make a black hole , the LHC is a new sorce of energy and a new way to transform information it can transfer 1 GB/s there not just having fun , it's science it's creativity that god give it to human kind. it may change the look to the universe.

    By thestone jkl 1221122088 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • You are an idiot

      .

      By dicdicdicdic 1221140286 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • ..

      ...

      By dicdicdicdic 1221172674 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • He may be an idiot

      But he's right in saying that it isn't being used to deliberately create a black hole. To stop all the speculation the LHC is being used to fire two protons at each other at as close to the speed of light as possible, in order to try and recreate a small version of the big bang.

      Although the creation of a black hole is possible, the LHC would never create a black hole that is large enough to sustain itself, therefore a black hole created by the LHC would collapse in on itself instead of sucking in the whole world

      I do wish that people would make sure they know what they are talking about before they speak (or in this case type)

      By TheAC 1221155603 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • yeah that was a mistake

      I meant aelwero_too is an idiot. Must have pressed the wrong button or something.

      By dicdicdicdic 1221172576 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • sorry

      i was just getting a bit fed up with people making random comments that's all

      no hard feelings

      By TheAC 1221269744 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • No Way

    The earth isn't large enough to create a black hole. NOT GONNA HAPPEN

    By ppp020 1221098101 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • You are also an idiot

      What makes you think the size of the earth has anything to do with a black hole. The idiot above said that it was not meant to create a black hole but a new source of energy. Obviously the black hole would be an accident. What the hell is wrong with you people. From my understanding which comes without any scientific basis a black hole is simply an abscence of matter. No matter the size`this can happen.

      By dicdicdicdic 1221140440 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • I think that u r the bigest idiot on met...

      black hole is the result of the dead of very big star, when it's all energy ended , it collapse in itself and became very smal and very very dens with huge force of gravity ,that woudn't allowed to the light to be reflected , it will suck every thing even planets and stars that are close enough to the black hole , and when thing's are attracted to it , it's gravity grow's up more and more . The name of the black hole become from the fact that we can't see it becouse no light can be reflected from it ,and it seems to be dark . So to make a black hole ,size dose matter !!! sorry for my english , it's not my mother tongue

      By nshnsh 1221205439 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • An absence of matter?

      No, that is all of outer space.

      Do you really know what a black hole is?

      By stevewebb 1221179618 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • yup

      "from my understanding which comes without any scientific basis" pretty much sums up your opinion, by the way 11sept and i'm still here.

      By sados 1221166542 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Kien empieza esto??

    Es penoso y no veo el porqué se empiezan estos hilos tan gilipollas.
    Por mucho que hableis no son más que palabras. ni franco va a volver ni cataluña será un país por más que se empeñen esos lamebotas de los políticos catalanes. lo único que hacen es embolsar sus bolsillos a costa de los ciudadanos... luego piden y piden cada vez más hasta que otro toma su relevo..
    es igualmente penoso que creais que por haberos lavado el cerebro con falsas esperanzas se va a lograr algo. todo en contra como veis.
    y los gilimemos que hablan de franco deberian hacer lo que el hizo.. morirse y enterrarse. hoy hay democracia.
    para terminar deciros que ni lo que hoy llaman el pais vasco ni cataluña han sido nunca un pais como tal. cataluña fue un condado hasta que se reunificó al resto de la península y no por la fuerza (a ver si leemos nuestra propia historia).
    La verdad es que me da pena veros discutir como una pandilla de ignorantes.
    España somos todos les guste a unos o a otros y es lo que hay. cuanto antes lo acepteis antes dejareis de hacer el gilipollas por los foros.

    By semm2008 1218674499 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • metafora, como la vida misma!

    A que se debe esa hostilidad sistematica hacia Catalunya? Un perro nunca muerde la mano que le da de comer!
    Pero fijaros una cosa... el video es una buena metafora.. si catalunya se va al garete... le sigue despues espaNYa!!!
    Si canalizarais toda esa rabia acumulada (algun comlejo teneis) en trabajar un poco mas... espanya seria mas productiva, seguro.

    By avalonpisuke 1218619654 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • A mi me vale...

      Si te fijas, madrid, adadalucía o extremadura, son aniquiladas 2 ó 3 segundos después. Lo suficiente para reirme y oir a los catalanes gritar y decir, ¡VIVA ESPAÑA!

      By Darwin1889 1218640854 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Donut

    Aaaai si españa fuera un donut...

    By xaf85 1218608000 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Penoso

    Pena da ver personas como los qe aqui aveis dejado vuestors mensajes, y pena me da a mi de ver que por que un tio quiera jugar a ser dios acave con todo... no ahi palabras para descrivir lo que puede pasar... pero solo un enfermo demente seria capaz de llevar algo asi acabo

    By Luxordvaid 1218573759 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • por fin veo desaparecer catalunya

    por fin veo desaparecer esa tierra de fachas quien lo haya hecho q le pongan una medalla de mi parte jajajajjaaj adios fachas catalanes

    By _krauser_ 1218554237 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Meh, at least we'll ...

    Meh, at least we'll get a free trip to Switzerland.

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  • wtf??

    wtf??

    By buladeras [Affiliate User] 1217519490 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • ...scientists are ...

    ...scientists are owned plus the rest of the people and animals and plants on this unique world,
    who could live on just fine without the knowledge of "how to create a black hole just for fun".

    And you know what happened to the cat. Cat got killed by curiosity.

    What is it good for anyway? Despite knowing Stephen Hawkings could be right. Oh yeah, right... a nobel prize and fame. Awesome, awesome to the max! Duh!

    Name me these idiot scientists and I will royally boo them.

    By TylerMontana [Affiliate User] 1217403947 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • How about,,,

      Why don't you tell us your address so we can all come find you and stone you. You, are an idiot. The cat did not die because of curiosity. Your first sentence doesn't make sense. If the cat did die under such circumstances it would be out of stupidity and if the "cat" so happened to be you, it would be killed out of hand.

      By dicdicdicdic 1221141260 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Mankind is stupid. ...

    Mankind is stupid. With every invention comes death. Cars, Atombombs, Powerplants, etc, etc... Now, trying to create a black hole is not different and probably the stupedist thing man could do.

    It's highly stupid because rather than to find out how to create a black hole, it would be smarter to first succeed finding a way how to destroy a black hole. Because if you don't know how to destroy a black hole and things turn out to go terribly wrong...

    By TylerMontana [Affiliate User] 1217403915 Reply Spam [-1] Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • Why, oh, why, are there so many idiots i...

      Do some research before you make stupid comments. Think things through. Inventions are made so that life is easier and the purpose of most inventions is to do all the hard manual labour humans used to have to do. That inventions kill people is simply an by-product of the stupidity and futility of mankind. People are by nature destructive and violent. It is not a tool that kills someone but the person whho weilds the tool. In your case however, maybe someone should take up arms and kill the fool.

      By dicdicdicdic 1221141501 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
    • To add to what I siad earlier

      From what I've heard which may or may not be accurate, black holes eventually just die out. What's more is that CERN is not trying to make a black hole as stated elsewhere in these comments.

      By dicdicdicdic 1221141629 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Que os den por el agujero negro catalane

    Aqui un español ante todo español porque solo hay una españa grande y libre , no como los jod.. catalanes y vascos que quieren desmembrarla, si tan buenos son y tanta pasta tienen que se compren una isla y se metan en ella y si puede ser que se metan con ellos los del cern y que inventen todo lo que quieran.Si franco estuviera por aqui no seriais tan valientes y lo tratariais con mas talante.A los hijo de pu.. de CERN si se quieren suicidar que lo hagan tomando unas pastillitas y que nos dejen a los demas en paz , que hay mucha gente en el mundo pasando hambre para que se gasten mas de 5 millones de euros en hacer la super maquinita exterminadora.

    By darkballs 1218625649 Reply Spam [-2] Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • :-D

    El de tu madre es bastante negro, aunque no se yo si le entraría cataluña entera.... si, creo que si :D

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