Tiger Woods Jokes on Oprah Winfrey Talk Show Interview

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Uploaded on December 05, 2009 by tonyfamous Powered by YouTube

Here are some of the best Tiger Woods Jokes I've heard, presented in the form of a Oprah Winfrey Talk Show interview.

1) Why was Tiger Woods in such a hurry at 2:30 in the Morning?

He was late getting to the next hole.

2) What's the difference between a car and a golf ball?

Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

3) Why did Tiger Woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree ?

Because his caddie wasn't there to help him decide between an iron and a wood.

4) Why wasn't anybody surprised that Tiger Woods blamed the Crash on his Cadilacc Escalade ?

Because it's Typical.....whenever a golfer hits a tree, he always blames it on his Caddie.

5) What Course gives Tiger Woods the most trouble ?

Intercoarse.


6) Why was Tiger Woods wife so mad at him?

Elin thought she was marrying a Tiger, but found out he's really a Cheatah.

7) Why has Ping Golf decided to Sponsor Elin Woods?

So she could Help Sell the Golf Clubs that Beat Tiger Woods.

8) What do Tiger Woods & his wife have in common ?
They both try to club his balls as hard as possible.

9) How many women is Tiger Woods currently sleeping with ?

"FOUR!!!".

10) After All is said and done, what lesson has Tiiger Woods learned ?
Just because youre the Worlds No. 1 Golfer, it doesnt mean you cant be beaten by your wife.

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