Punch-Out!! WITH LYRICS

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In the time since this video was created a year ago, I have decided that the Wii version of Punch-Out!! is ...
In the time since this video was created a year ago, I have decided that the Wii version of Punch-Out!! is a kickass game even without Mike Tyson. But COME ON, imagine if they'd put him in!

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LYRICS:
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I was five when I got Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!! 
Mike was tough! 
Oh man, that guy could knock your lunch out 
Then he went to jail (I went to jail) 
His contract went upstream, Nintendo still had a scheme 
With douchebaggy Mr. Dream! (Oh no!) 
Now, luckily, Punch-Out!! is back... for the Wii! 

Wait! 
There's no Mike Tyson on the Wiimake? 
BULLSHIT COCK! 
So what's the point of having a remake? 
That's a buncha shit! 
Bald Bull I kind of like, but just 'cause we look alike, 
He's not half as cool as Mike! 

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Mike Tyson! 
MIKE: Yeeeah boyyy! Lend me your ears! 6, 7, 8 
I'm Iron Mike and I'll knock you into space 
I got more punch than Rihanna's face 
Because I float like an inner tube and sting like a scorpion 
I'll hit you so splendiferously, you'll need some morphi-en 
Ask me if I like to eat meat, I am carnivorous! 
Ask me what kind of trees I like, I'd say coniferous 
Ask me how my attitude is, it is vociferous 
Don't believe the words that I say? Well then consider this: 
I am ferocious, my word bank is copious, in fact it's 
supercalafragalistic-aladocious 
I'm Kid Dynamite, always trippin "Fight or Flight" 
Cover up your ears baby I might try a bite 
I ain't crazy, the media filets me, but now you know I rap like Ludacris or Jay-Z 
That's a nice bicycle, brentalfloss. It's mine now. 
BRENTALFLOSS: Whooooa, bike! 
Tyson stole my bike! 
That guy's name is Mike! 
And he stole my bike. Noooooooo! 
Tyson stole... Tyson stole... stole my bike! 
(Man, I hate Mike Tyson!) 
MIKE: I may be spastic but I'm not made of plastic, 
I'm a vicious fighter but my feelings are elastic 
So I'm not slapstick, I'm maJAStic, fuckin' fantastic when I grab a chick and slap dick 
But be careful with the chicks and the dicks, this one time I crossed the line and I got slapped with three to six. 
I don't even get half the shit I spit, I ain't a dipstick, I just have a wit that is cryptic.
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