"Weird Al" Yankovic - Whatever You Like

http://www.RentFree4Life.com Hey girl You know, our economy's in the toilet But I'm still gonna treat you right I said you can have whatever you like I said you can have whatever you like Yeah Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice And we can clip coupons all night And baby you can have whatever you like I said you can have whatever you like Yeah Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please Like Burger King or Mickey D's And baby you can have whatever you like I said you can even have the large fries Yeah Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy When I buy you bathroom tissue, I always get the 2-ply Want it, you can get it, my dear I got my Costco membership card right here, yeah You like Top Ramen? Need Top Ramen? Got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll keep 'em comin' You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it Pork and beans and Minute Rice And we can play cribbage all night And baby you can have whatever you like I said you can have whatever you like Yeah I can take you to the Laundromat downtown And watch all the clothes go 'round and 'round Or baby we can go wherever you like I said we can go wherever you like Yeah Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo You could be second runner-up Miss Ohio Seven dollar bills rolled up inside my plastic billfold Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day-old And you never ever gotta wear your sister's old clothes Long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinko's Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl You ain't gotta pay me, that's the way that I roll My chick can have what she want At Wal-Mart she can pick out anything she want I know girl, you ain't never had a man like that Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that, yeah You like my Hyundai? See my Hyundai? I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday But that's kinda far and I'm not made of cash Do you think you could chip in for gas? Mac and cheese would be all right But let's send out for pizza tonight And you can order any toppings you like I said you can even have the last slice Yeah Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do' Now I can get free HBO And baby you can watch whatever you like I said you can watch whatever you like Yeah And you can always ride the city bus Got a stack of tokens just for us Yo, my wallet's fat and full of ones Yeah, it's all about the Washingtons, that's right You want White Castle? Need White Castle? Long as you got me it won't be no hassle You want it, well get it, just don't be a hater If I grab a bunch of napkins for later Thrift store jeans, on sale half price The underwear at Goodwill is nice And baby you can have whatever you like I said you can have whatever you like Yeah Baby I can give you anything you please Even share my government cheese And baby you can have as much as you like I said you can go have as much as you like Yeah