Sex With Ducks: the Music Video by Garfunkel and Oates

That's actually funny.

As long as the SS civil union people (anti-marriage people? Is that unfair?) make good jokes I'll enjoy the debate. Or rather, the conversation. Who needs debate?

"Sodomizing in Church"? LOL! So if Gay marriage happens, Gays will DEMAND that a Church marry them? OH NO, that's not going to happen. No Church, except for the uber liberal freaky unitarian anything goes blasphemy Church, will marry gays. SORRY.

I have a vision for America, for me, my Kids and how I raise them. Gays will be under secular law, mans law. Dad and Mom are married with God as intended. The Bible has full of beautiful verses on marriage between a Husband and a Wife. Amen.

"If it weren't for homophobia, homosexuality would FEEL exactly the same as heterosexuality."

WHAT! What do you mean FEEL? The SEX ACT? OH MY! You're a sick pervert. STAY AWAY FROM MY KIDS. Gay sex is GROSS, sorry it's just gross. Us straight people where BORN THIS WAY. Two Dudes will NEVER be Mom and Dad. Two dudes playing ass pirate or two woman 69'ing and scissoring is gross AND FUNNY. That's not phobia that's just repulsive. The true agenda comes out RECRUIT more straights. LOL!

The question, why do Gays oppose 50 state legal federal SS civil union? It doesn't serve the purpose of pissing off Christians and mocking Jesus, it doesn't diminish the roll of God and make society more secular and does NOT VALIDATE HOMOSEXUALITY, as normal or equivalent to heterosexuality, to relive gay guilt. You'll always feel gay guilt and God can't be run out of town. So all you heathens, atheist and sodomites, learn to get along and live with Christians, not persecute or crucify us.

Only 10% of Christians listen to Pat Robertson. He says stupid things, but can't you forgive him. I forgive gay people for Rosie O'Donnell.