Pastor Joel Osteen's Christian Clean Jokes B No Dirty Funny

i have a good joke theres this little girl and shes talkin bout jonah and the whale to the teacher who says its physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human. so the little girl says when i get to heaven ill ask jonah if he really was swallowed by a whale. then the teacher says what if he didn't go to heaven so the little girl says then you can ask him.

Sex joke, fat lady joke, evolution joke, magic powers of God...
Laughing like brainwash ignorant.

lol all of his jokes were funny

this is great! thanks!

Listen joel you are not a preacher for adults, take your Santa Claus, peter pan, cotten candy gospel, to the children in sunday schools who's mind can only handle the soft food, we need the truth no matter if it has teeth or not. "Fear not him who can destroy the body but fear him that can cast both body and Soul into Hell, where weeping and gnashing of teeth shall be. Not everyone saying Lord, Lord shall enter the gates. Straight is the way and narrow is the road and few find it". The Bible

Crasyatheist123,
Your name sure suits you. You are crazy. But I love it. I must be crazy too.

heres a joke if a white baby comes from a stork and a black baby comes from a crow, where do A******ns come from?
a swallow
hahahaha

montarome you jealous loser good for three things.
1-nothing
2-nothing
3-nothing

Hey-montarome,how you doing mr. perfect,one of Jesus's words were "do not judge, so you would not be judged as well"..but let me guess,either you are a mormon,jeovah witness or any other religion that like to think they are the only right ones and everybody else is wrong!! Dumb ass fools.

We can really tell, that your comments come from someone who is hurting in the inside & self-centered. Why don't you allow the Holy Spirit to touch you and within you!

You filthy vulgar being.

The Champion in you is Jesus. Your best self is modeled after Christ. Please don't judge when you are misinformed.

Wow. I find it interesting that their message is "Discover the champion in you", "Be your best self now", etc., but God would have us humble ourselves.

Peter had been on his knees in front of Jesus for a while. Jesus said "blessed are you Peter, for you are blessed, now pray for forgiveness and bloody quickly".

jesus can S**k my balls