George Carlin - Airplane Safety

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George Carlin talks about the safety lecture one gets on a plane ride. including his own way to get off the plane in an emergency, and among other
things - the way a seat belt works !
in a sense, he saved my life.
thank you for all, george carlin.
for speaking out against the machine.
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Taken from part 3 of his
1992 HBO-special: "Jammin' in New York"

Track listing
1. Rockets And Penises In The Persian Gulf -- 7:35
2. Little Things We Share -- 7:47
3. Airline Announcements -- 16:42
4. Golf Courses For The Homeless -- 11:13
5. The Planet Is Fine -- 13:37
http://www.icomedytv.com/Comedies/StandUpComedy/tabid/484/articleType/AuthorView/AuthorID/62/Default.aspx
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SOME LINKS TO MOVIE-LENGTH DOCUMENTARIES

"Fabled Enemies" (Super High Quality, full movie)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?doc...
"The corporation"
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=192012118972057552

"War Against The Third World"
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3781216581621032194


"press for truth"
http://www.nuoviso.de/filmeDetail_pressfortruth.htm

"Denial Stops Here"
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"The Iron Triangle - The Carlyle Group Exposed"
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9183508539586944118

"The Mena Connection: Compromised - Clinton, Bush and the CIA's Drug trade"
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"Zero"(2008)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?doc...

"Loose Change Final Cut"
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"Blueprint for Truth: The Architecture of Destruction"
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"zeitgeist the movie"
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"zeitgeist addendum"
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George Carlin - Airplane Safety

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  • u know...i think a ...

    u know...i think a good comedian can make everyone laugh, some jokes dont make the whole audience laugh but make other few laugh and vice versa, they got jokes for everyone

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  • COCKPIT!

    COCKPIT!

    By Fatmanmi [Affiliate User] 1217893594 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • point taken

    point taken

    By MDDVideoBlog [Affiliate User] 1217511012 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I wasn't replying ...

    I wasn't replying to what he said but to what you said. You misinterpreted me.
    Another thing; I disagree with "if you dont loke him your stupid as hell."
    People have different sense of humor reguardless of intelligence. Not all comedy is for everyone.

    Apart from this comedy, there is difference between being smart and intelligent. They don't mean the same thing. Though it is commonly missused that way.

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  • still havent ...

    still havent explained how.
    in any case, yes, intelligence can help someone understand the joke, but it doesnt mean the person will HAVE to find it funny.

    it's like saying all smart people will find carlin's jokes funny. that simply isn't true. understanding it and finding it funny is different(which was my intial point which everyone thumbed down)

    note i said sense of humour, which means i think his jokes are funny. i dont think all smart people have a sense of humour. get it?

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  • george carlin will ...

    george carlin will be missed greatly, he spoke the true about life.........RIP

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  • ROOF FLIES OFF! lmao

    ROOF FLIES OFF! lmao

    By rotelax [Affiliate User] 1217192204 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Hiiigh tech S**t ! xD

    Hiiigh tech S**t ! xD

    By Damone80 [Affiliate User] 1217128864 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • good question. ...

    good question. maybe worth opening a thread?
    first proposal:

    "i thought what the hell's..(happening)..with that, don't they have the little tv-dinners anymore?"

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  • wtf did he say at 1 ...

    wtf did he say at 1:35? xD

    By yipeekayyay [Affiliate User] 1216970099 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • George Carlin ...

    George Carlin should be president 100%. It's a shame he had to leave us. =/ But I thank god for his wondrous gift...IF HE WAS REAL!! lol

    By MetalforLife22 [Affiliate User] 1216937171 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • LMAO!

    LMAO!

    By ilostart [Affiliate User] 1216908927 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Intelligence can be ...

    Intelligence can be a major factor in sense of humor.

    By ilostart [Affiliate User] 1216908918 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • what does ...

    what does intelligence have to do with a sense of humour?

    By MDDVideoBlog [Affiliate User] 1216811338 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • george carlin is ...

    george carlin is one of the best stand ups who ever lived and if you dont loke him your stupid as hell

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