4078-Confessions of a Pizza Delivery Guy

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Find out what goes on inside every delivery guy's head next time you see his smiling face at your doorstep with a bag full of hot pies for you and your family.

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4078-Confessions of a Pizza Delivery Guy

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  • So Just dig into ...

    So Just dig into your pocket and give 2-3 bucks and say thanks for the service that your providing my sorry lazy ass. Because if I don't and gas keeps skyrocketing, noone will want to deliver and your fat ass will have to spend 5-6 bucks a gallon for gas and pick it up for yourself, wouldnt it be just easier to tip the 2-3 or more and make everyone happy in the long run?

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  • ok, the pizza place ...

    ok, the pizza place I work at gives us $1.50 an hr and 2.50 a delivery, man I cant agree with these 2 guys anymore, Gas at $4 a gallon and your fat asses staying home doing nothing, DAMN RIGHT, I agree with everything they say, We are doing the same thing a waitress or waiter is doing but to the comfort of your own home, and to not tip encounters not so pleasant service, I have known guys to drop pubes, spit, and even shake up pop, I wouldnt do it, but I know people that will to non tippers.

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  • To all those that ...

    To all those that tell us "If you don't like your job then quit!" Pizza drivers are like your teeth, ignore them and they'll go away..... Then guess what? Your lazy ass will need to leave your homes and fetch your own food. Bottom line: Non-tippers are running pizza delivery into the ground. I don't fill my car up with gas to make friends. We work off of tips. The cheap ass bastards like the scum I deliver to have finally opened my eyes. Pizza delivery is PT now in my life.

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  • You'll make sure ...

    You'll make sure something happens to my Pizza if I don't tip? Sure. And then when you get off of work I'll pop you right in the F**king mouth. There's a tip for you, fat bastard.

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  • i am a diver to and ...

    i am a diver to and i hate people that don't tip F**king bitches learn how to tip people
    the divers man gas is a bitch this day now mean a we diver all the way to the middel of F**king no were and we don;t get tip well F**k u then

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