Uploaded on March 06, 2012 by Garry O'Brien Powered by YouTube
Where do I start to tell you why I choose to leave
Nothing much behind but company of family
everything else is in the papers for you to read -
front to back of Irish crime, exception for page three.
The government knows exactly what this public needs. -
bill boards for Carlsberg, a dole card with free cheese?
50 jailed last year, no licensed TV.
woman dies from beastiality recently.
Anglo Irish Bank has us down on both our knees,
here's your eviction notice curtiousy of your majesty.
I heard some things about the main man Pat Kenny,
he has a faced like a melted welly, just as smelly.
I seen you spending your tax return on black socks down in pennies
bank account is the same size of Mary Harneys belly.
Dave McSavage for president, who agree's?
has some balls and knows the law to some degree.
Ben Gilroy for Taoiseach, I beg ya please.
basically a moral compass is all this country needs.
Musical culture has pertinently come to halt,
any questions or suggestions goes to Lewis Walsh,
if ya like this song, thanks to him yea its all his fault,
I wonder if he can take a drop kick with a pinch of salt.
And all you junky monkeys wrapped up in your Nike.
On behalf of the Normalites your full of shite,
you must have watched scar face nearly every night,
take the time to make a moped sound just like your voice
Here's a sentence that my mammy said and made me think,
Ireland's a small boat too many people will make it sink.
you lose it all plus your balls here before ya blink,
lets sing it all together, Ireland makes me sick.
© Garry O'Brien, all rights reserved.
So, eh yea. On an absolute much-needed therapeutic ranting rampage till 5am. But there's some purpose in it aside all the jokes. That old saying, "think outside the box". Looking into Ireland outside the box, right now it's actually one big fucking joke. I don't think anyone likes anything that comes from Ireland unless it is a joke. Transvestite presenter for bingo, minister for health is obese, the irony of jail called "the joy", drunk Taoiseach, young-ones shopping in pajama's, and crystal fucking swing. The list goes on!
All musicians out there like me pushing your songs for years, here's the only hits/artists to come and stay in Ireland - breakfast roll song, Aon Focal Eile, jedward, horse outside, and shamefully the possibility of this one!
"Musicians of Ireland, music is a global language, if you speak it, the wide world is waiting for you"
Special Thanks to Aaron Moran, Raggamuffin (Salou) and Dean Scurry for the endless inspiration. Up the working calss wolly :)
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