You're A Nerd (New Boyz - You're a Jerk PARODY)

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New Boyz - You're a Jerk Parody

Thanks to Kevin Lien http://www.youtube.com/kevinlienmusic for the instrumental/vocals/producing.

Sorry I got too lazy to put all the lyrics in, plus I think you can understand it pretty well right? I tried to e-nun-ci-ate clearly :)

Lyrics:

You're a nerd (x15)
You're a nerd, nerd, nerd, nerdy
nerd, nerd, nerd, nerdy
nerd, nerd, nerd, nerdy
nerd, nerd, nerd, nerdy
nerd, nerd, nerd, nerdy (0:47)
Neeeerrrdddd

I'm a smarty misfit
though you laugh mom says im gifted
girls think im creepy everytime i stop and say
"i can fix your ipod in return for a date"
and at school bullies pick on me
wedgies take my lunch money
dont fight back cause once when i tried
everybody just laughed and said "you're a nerd"
but they're just lucky this isnt warcraft
cause i'm a level 60 mage with an oracle staff
plus ten attack with extended range
he'd be sorry he took my change
but i was lookin' to the left
lookin' to the right
avoiding the bully, not looking for a fight
but then he found me but i made him a deal
that i would do his homework every day for a year

sine cosine cosine sine
three point one four one five nine
my homework, is already done
so i think i'll read the dictionary just for fun
You're a nerd (x15)
You're a nerd, nerd, nerd, nerdy
nerd, nerd, nerd, nerdy
nerd, nerd, nerd, nerdy
nerd, nerd, nerd, nerdy
nerd, nerd, nerd, nerdy (1:54)


i like it quiet in the library
i come here every single day to study
mondays through fridays and even weekends
all these books are my best friends
but don't get me wrong i like to have fun
but i don't like to party cause it just seems dumb
dancing in the club is just not my thing
my computer's better anyway, it blinks to the beat
so when i'm bored i use my calculator
to recreate these graphs that i had on paper
trust me it is loads of fun
using two TI-83's instead of one
so though my glasses are taped in the middle
and my pants are short by just a little
teachers think i'm pretty cool
there's nothing wrong with liking school

[Chorus]

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