Barney Stinson's Suit Song: Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit

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Barney Stinson's song about suits from the show "How I Met Your Mother, episode "Girls Vs. Suits.&#...
Barney Stinson's song about suits from the show "How I Met Your Mother, episode "Girls Vs. Suits."

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Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit
by Barney Stinson

I know what youre thinking
Whats Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot

Yes I coulda nailed her
But no its not a failure
Cuz theres one thing she is not

To score a ten would be just fine
But Id rather be dressed to the nines
Its a truth you cant refute
Nothing suits me like a suit

Picture a world where all the girls and boys
Are impeccably well dressed
That delivery guy in the jacket and tie
That puppy in the double-breast

That 80s dude in mutton chops
That baby with a lollipop
That lady cop whos kinda cute
Nothing suits em like a suit

Wingman I can wear
Theyre oh so debonair
The perfect way to snare
a girl with daddy issues

In navy blue or black
Check out this perfect rack
I want to give them a squeeze

Oh really? Then answer these questions
If you please

What would you do if you had to choose
Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits.

What would you say
If you gave your suits away
In return youd never grow old? Suits.

What would you pick
One million chicks
Or a single three-piece suit? Its moot.

What if world peace
Were within your reach  Abbadabada Im gonna stop you right there. Its suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass.

Two! Three! Four!

Girls will go and girls will come
But theres only one absolute
Every bro on the go needs to know
That theres no accepted substitute

Im sorry suits, lets make amends
My Sunday best are my best friends
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute

Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
Like a . wait for it 

Then again, she is pretty hot.
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