Barney Stinson's Suit Song: Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit

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Barney Stinson's song about suits from the show "How I Met Your Mother, episode "Girls Vs. Suits.&#...
Barney Stinson's song about suits from the show "How I Met Your Mother, episode "Girls Vs. Suits." all rights belong to CBS. Lyrics: Nothing Suits Me Like A Suit by Barney Stinson I know what youre thinking Whats Barney been drinking? That girl was smoking hot Yes I coulda nailed her But no its not a failure Cuz theres one thing she is not To score a ten would be just fine But Id rather be dressed to the nines Its a truth you cant refute Nothing suits me like a suit Picture a world where all the girls and boys Are impeccably well dressed That delivery guy in the jacket and tie That puppy in the double-breast That 80s dude in mutton chops That baby with a lollipop That lady cop whos kinda cute Nothing suits em like a suit Wingman I can wear Theyre oh so debonair The perfect way to snare a girl with daddy issues In navy blue or black Check out this perfect rack I want to give them a squeeze Oh really? Then answer these questions If you please What would you do if you had to choose Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits. What would you say If you gave your suits away In return youd never grow old? Suits. What would you pick One million chicks Or a single three-piece suit? Its moot. What if world peace Were within your reach Abbadabada Im gonna stop you right there. Its suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass. Two! Three! Four! Girls will go and girls will come But theres only one absolute Every bro on the go needs to know That theres no accepted substitute Im sorry suits, lets make amends My Sunday best are my best friends Send casual Friday down the laundry chute Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute Like a . wait for it Suit! Then again, she is pretty hot.