By Bad Seed
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Office-themed "We Didn't Start the Fire." Made by Brad E and Ashley G
Ryan Howard, Holly Flax, David Wallace, Future Fax
Jim Halpert, Dwight Schrute, mustard yellow shirt
Creed Bratton, Michael Scott, Darryl's cool, Toby's not
Workspace, not an office, Everybody Hurts
Elizabeth the whore, Todd Packer, sith lord,
Hunter, that one night, you made everything all right
Water mark, fun run, beer me, Stamford's done
It's not Dwigt, it's Dwight, Stanley's gonne be all right
Ryan started the fire
It just started burning,
Hey the temp's still learning
Ryan started the fire
But he didn't hide it
Because Dwight did find it
That's what she said, squeaky chair, bobble head, health care,
Sprinkles, Bandit, throwing stars, liars don't have Mounds bars
Bleeding nipples, Carol Stills, baby picture, rabies kills,
Bob Vance, fired Roy, and a kidnapped pizza boy
Pamelamadingdong, Are you a fan of William Hung?
Fire crawl, hate ball, insults in the bathroom stall
Beet farm, false alarm, women have weak arms
While today it is me, soon we all shall fall
Sugar boobs, Da Vinci Code, Are you calling me a ho?
Dwight you ignorant slut, Stanley nickels, Schrute bucks
Billy Merchant, yogurt caps, hidden weapons, e-mail taps,
Dinner party, business school, pencil fence, gimme knucks
That cheesy pita's toasted, Oh! Boom, roasted!
Oscar is really gay, I love Pretzel Day
Oven mitt or I-Pod, Ben Franklin's lightning rod,
It's Meredith's birthday, I know why Oscar's "sick" today
Booze cruise, broken hip, Nard dog, paper clips
Have you seen Jan's boobs? Look, Ryan's on Youtube
Ed Truck is outta luck, Careful Dwight's got nun chucks,
Party Planning Committee, Try my googie googie
Gimli - nerd, commanding third, look Toby killed a bird,
Hey it's Scrantonicity, Pam Beesly will you marry me?
Phyllis flashed, Martin nash, Kevin's M&M stash,
Ungrateful beeotch hotline, Boy have you lost your mind?
Dumb or fat? What's a text? Spiderface, who's jinxed next?
Sushi bar, CIA, Gaydar, hate crime
Does the carpet match the drapes? Can you make a wooden stake?
Second life, I was raped, making near-death will tapes
Mexican lemonade, the world needs a new plague,
Falling into a lake, that Ben Franklin is a fake!