MADtv - Sesame Street: Dirty Bomb

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Airing Station - Fox
Airing Date - January 20, 2007
Episode - #1211
Cast -
Jordan Peele - Big Bird
Keegan-Michael Key - Gordan
Bobby Lee - Billy
Crista Flanagan - Sally
Frank Caeti - Elmo/Oscar/Kermit

Sun and fun, joyful times for everyone! Everybody here is feeling good! Won't you come on down and play, in your favorite neighborhood?

Big Bird: Yowch!

Sally: Oh my gosh, Bird, you're glowing!

Billy: You've got bald spots where your feathers used to be!

Big Bird: Plus, I laid an egg, and it came out hard boiled. Which is really weird because I'm a male bird.

Gordon: Hey kids, Bird, what is going on?

Sally: Hi Gordon! Bird's glowing, and his feathers are falling out.

Gordon: Uh oh Bird, it seems you might have what that Russiain Secret Agent died of... radiation poisoning!

Big Bird: Radiation poisining? What's that?

Gordon: Radiation poisining, is a really awful thing! Radiation can give you a greenish hue! Just look at you!

Billy: Everything it touches dies.

Sally: You must have messed with spies!

Billy, Sally, Gordon: Radiation is worse then any Bird Flu!

Kermit: It's quite easy being green. *cough* When you've got paloniem in your bloodstream. As my organs cook, they thicken, the doctors hope I taste like chicken.

Inspector: The radiation is coming from this trash can.

Oscar: Hey! What the... doesn't anybody knock anymore?

Inspector: This trash can is full of radioactive materials!

Gordon: Hey Oscar, what is going on?

Oscar: I was making a dirty bomb.

Billy: I did that once, after I ate scallops and chocolate milk.

Gordon: No, Billy, a dirty bomb is a weapon of terrorism.

Sally: But Oscar's not a terrorist, are you Oscar?

Oscar: Hell no. I was making it for...uhh...somebody else.

Elmo: Hey Oscar! You got that dirty bomb? Uh oh....

Gordon: Hey Elmo, why do you need a dirty bomb?

Elmo: Elmo's not Elmo anymore. Elmo's Elmo TMX! Elmo's an extremist! Time for Elmo to take over Sesame Street and turn it into Elmo's World!

Gordon: Well, I hate to tell you this, but they've defused your bomb, my power-hungry friend. Now take him away, hasmat guys who are also police officers.

Big Bird: Hey Oscar, you were closer to the radiation then I was. How come you're not infencted?

Oscar: I've got a kick-ass immune system. I've been living in my own crap for 30 years. That's why.

Announcer: Sesame Street is brought do you by the letters KGB. Killing people in creepy ways for the last 50 years!

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