Jesus Was English! (according to Alf Garnett)

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Forget Dan Brown, Alf Garnett had a few theories on jesus himself. From the 1972 Till Death us do Part Christmas special.

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Jesus Was English! (according to Alf Garnett)

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  • The bloke with the ...

    The bloke with the green hats the `Gaffer` aint it?

    By Benzi75 [Affiliate User] 1207835194 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Oliver AB: MM is a ...

    Oliver AB: MM is a total fraud-his comments are hysterical. TOTALLY obsessed with the English (which I think he is himself.) I agree totally on your Canadian thoughts.They also have FAR lower crime rates and a universal health care system that works well. I'd happily live there if I had the chance!

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  • You're a fraud and ...

    You're a fraud and a masochist who likes being punished for being a 'bad boy'. My guess is that you're likely evenEnglish, claiming to be American for negative attention, spewing things you don't believe. Pathetic. If you want to fool people with IQs higher than those of turnips, you might consider taking the 'u' out of words like 'harbouring.'

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  • I'm black and Alf ...

    I'm black and Alf was pure quality

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  • lol. MellowMustang ...

    lol.
    MellowMustang, isnt bery "mellow" huh.
    I'm an American, but quite honestly, Canada is in a lot better shape than america is, for my point of view.
    I live right on the border, anyway, so I see a lot of Canadians. They're way friendlier, and more polite on average.
    From my experiance, at least.

    By OliverAB [Affiliate User] 1207417384 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • mmm Una Stubbs, I ...

    mmm Una Stubbs, I still remember her in Wurzel Gummidge, she was hella cute.

    By BerlinGraffiti [Affiliate User] 1207123285 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Mellow Mustang, you ...

    Mellow Mustang, you are an uneducated piece of slime. Why don't you go to some more history lessons before you post mindless shit like that on YT you braindead knuckleheaded redneck.

    By BerlinGraffiti [Affiliate User] 1207123152 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • The residents of ...

    The residents of Shingo, Japan may argue against Jesus being English since they swear to God that Jesus is buried in Shingo ;)

    By RatkoUSA [Affiliate User] 1207070884 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Neil Young so shut ...

    Neil Young so shut the fuck up but the rest abought canada is true

    By codyclayrice [Affiliate User] 1207060796 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Neil Young so shut ...

    Neil Young so shut the fuck up but the rest abought canada is true

    By codyclayrice [Affiliate User] 1207060796 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Youtube may be a ...

    Youtube may be a septic invention, but it was us brits that provided this internet malarkey to put it on. Swivel.

    By damen2k [Affiliate User] 1207028408 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • You fucking 51st ...

    You fucking 51st stater chunuk traitor skank. If the US didnt exist do you think that your stuck up smug asses would'nt have been invaded long ago. Canada has hidden behind US protection for too long, way too long. All that you are good for is whiskey smuggling and harbouring criminals. Boring Cunucks, you copy everything from the US and that red Neil Young prick is the worst.

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  • Thats right zeevjab ...

    Thats right zeevjab, the US is absolutley terrified of Canada. We just cant sleep at night worrying about what that world power may do next. Please kind sirs, please don't hurt us.

    By MellowMustang [Affiliate User] 1206983525 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Hey mellow mustang ...

    Hey mellow mustang - speaking of losing wars - I hope you now just how much we brits enjoyed fucking your arses out of Canada in 1814. Oh, and the White house looked pretty in flames too. Thanks for the chance

    By zeevjabotinsky [Affiliate User] 1206959934 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Obviously written ...

    Obviously written by someone who doesn't know that America only came into WWII after it was attacked, unlike Britain which honoured it's treaty obligations and entered the war when Poland was invaded. The trouble is, that the only time the USA ever goes to anyone else's aid is when it's own interests are at risk, and then you have morons like MellowMustang supporting it.....is it any wonder that the USA is loathed by so many people?

    By FuneFeai [Affiliate User] 1206927703 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • You dumb effeminate ...

    You dumb effeminate limey war losing fucking ladyboys. Go suck your German queens cock you war losing asshole worshipper bitches. Without the USA the last thing your grandfather would have smelled was German gas. THATS THE TRUTH you ungrateful pieces of limey SHIT. Now fuck off. The You-Tube is an American invention, go back to sending letters on "her miserable majesties limey shit service" Limey gaylord jerks

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  • love it , lol great ...

    love it , lol great.
    Thank you for sharing.
    Love and Light
    Cheryl

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  • yes second rate in ...

    yes second rate in your own country, and cant say any thing about it

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  • Mum wouldn't let me ...

    Mum wouldn't let me watch this - too much swearing in it. In one episode he said 'bloody' about 14 times!

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  • Oh God dont get me ...

    Oh God dont get me started on that.Its an absolute character assasination of white working class.They better even it up otherwise i like many others will complain.
    Micheal Caine working class success, do we get examples of that no its more like wayne and waynetta slob downt legion!

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  • You're right. Alf ...

    You're right. Alf Garnett wasn't supposed to be a hero. He was supposed to be laughed AT.
    Like this BBC 'white' season on now. It's not about white issues. Its called 'white' to get them to watch and educate them on the changes Britain is going through.

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  • check out green ...

    check out green grass ;p

    By martinpotts [Affiliate User] 1205252117 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • no the bbc and ...

    no the bbc and channel 4 are full of anti english and anti racist propaganda, load of shite they feed to people to stop them from speaking up against injustice, our country has become racist to its own kind

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  • i never knew bill ...

    i never knew bill maynard was in this sketch

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  • OH MY GOD I cant ...

    OH MY GOD I cant believe how the comdey seems to fly over so many peoples heads.ALF GARNET was the joke.He was an idiot.You think the BBC even then would sponsor racist crap unless there was a moral to the whole story?
    Jeeez you guys.

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