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"Carload Of Farts" by gaseous Ted Pillman.
Plus the old buzzard wrote it, too.
On this video he may be blowin' out the back end, but when he's looking down, he's goin' out the front end ! Yah, he was peein' as he did this farting tune.!
This Ted thinks he's really something.
He says he's a combination of GORDON
MACRAE and MEL TORME. Everybody thinks he sounds more like ED AMES, and ROBERT GOULET. (ha ha)
He says he'd like to do a duet with the
very young RENEE OLSTEAD (new jazz singer) It's just not gonna happen.
His favorite movie is MEL BROOKS
classic "BLAZING SADDLES". Especially the
campfire/bean cook-off scene ! Here we go !
I Appreciate your video. Please watch this, free film online : Methane and Water.
By nc9 1233640947 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveTalk about a moving violation...and shouldn't this song be "shopping cart full of farts" since Ted is homeless...i'm just saying....
By ButtBreathersUnited [Affiliate User] 1224456143 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeyou're quite right, there's no way to pick out a best part since the whole thing is so damn good!! I love when people tell people to get a life on line...
yeah, soak up the irony
how F**king ridiculous
What a gas! Ted you are the wind beneath my wings!
By steveuk17 [Affiliate User] 1222962950 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThere is no best part. Get a life.
By canoebelue [Affiliate User] 1219625599 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveThe end is the best part.
By RT909 [Affiliate User] 1219358696 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removefitty
By DeadDrunk [Affiliate User] 1209930533 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down Removeeww lol
By sanosukeii [Affiliate User] 1206516523 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveTed, it sounds like that asshole is talking behind your back again.
By amazmace [Affiliate User] 1205310131 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveKids like the escape into an underground
world of seediness, stench, and non-stop
farting. This flatulence infatuation keeps
growing, and growing.
I love bawdy humor. Great for a bachelor party. I'm sure teens and some kids will like it. I certainly get a kick out of it .
By rossalbers [Affiliate User] 1205175457 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveHe does have that Exorcist look !
Like a male Linda Blair ! With 360
degree head spins !
Ok, Um... have another drink. You were a great singer at one time, but the booze took over. You look like something out of the Exorcist!
By amazmace [Affiliate User] 1204867248 Reply Spam [+0] Moderate Up Moderate Down RemoveWhat a riot ! He's so brassy, and blunt.
I'm becoming a fan.
Wow ! This guy just lays it all out there.
He's proud of his gas. He needs counseling.
I've been shocked, and with awe for months.
Ted should be bronzed, and put on display.
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