Dane Cook - Lying

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This is from the video 'a vicious circle' skit 1 - lying..enjoy.

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Dane Cook - Lying

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  • My boy would say " ...

    My boy would say "Saturday night I was fucking my girlfriend"

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  • LOL strap 'o' death ...

    LOL strap 'o' death!!! genius!!!!!!!!!

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  • He's an awesome ...

    He's an awesome comedian! a strap o death LMAO

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  • "if you hit the ...

    "if you hit the traintracks, you've gone too far...and right when you read that *goes over tracks* fuck!" This guy is a true comedien.

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  • "as i was rollin in ...

    "as i was rollin in, i was saying out loud, im not gonna make it to this party, people are expecting to see me" fuckin hilarious

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  • I hate kids like ...

    I hate kids like that. This one kid said that he had a "rich" girlfriend, he apparently almost committed suicide via shottie to mouth, but that "rich" girlfriend called before he pulled the trigger. That he had another girlfriend, then brought her picture to class. She was ugly as hell. Then he said he shot an M249 SAW that his dad owned, which is not true cause automatic weapons are illegal. Then it was his friends, then it was on a video game. I hate liars. They are the scum of the earth.

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  • i dont give a fuck ...

    i dont give a fuck about ur life..

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  • I had a friend ...

    I had a friend JEREMY who was the biggest fucking liar ever. apparently his uncle owns the mall of America he had GTAIV 2 years b4 it came out and Miley Cyris is his neighbor and hes a millionare. He lived in the poor part of town and everyone hated him and I'm glad he moved because he was the biggest pain in the ass and I'm glad he moved

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  • Yes yes i beleive ...

    Yes yes i beleive so. He IS a mind reader. He is THE mind reader. All bow before him :3

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  • yea yea what you ...

    yea yea what you don't know is i have a fucking hologram of me watching t.v. for criminals from breaking in
    fuck his watching t.v. we got to go

    hahahhahahahaaahahaha dane cook is ffuunnnyyy, , ; ; ' ' ! ! !

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  • fuckin hilarious ...

    fuckin hilarious and soooo true

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  • how the hell does ...

    how the hell does he know EVERYTHING that every stright guy thinkz about is he a fuckin mind reader?!?!?!?!??!

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  • <3 Dane Cook [ He ...

    <3 Dane Cook [ He rules! ]

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  • haha this was my ...

    haha this was my first Dane Cook experience, and i must say, IT WAS AWESOMELY HILLARIOUS!

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  • your a gaylord ...

    your a gaylord patent

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  • i love lie two . (: ...

    i love lie two . (: hahahhah .
    what was once a safety belt was now a strap-o-death . hahaha .
    fuck he's home watching tv ; we gotta go .
    i love dane cook . ♥

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  • i have a hologram ...

    i have a hologram of me watching t.v to make criminals go away..... fuck he's watching t.v lets go

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  • **ckck** Fuck ...

    **ckck**

    Fuck

    lol

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  • Rofl

    Rofl

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  • i also love when he ...

    i also love when he laughs at his own jokes because he actually seems like he is a normal person and i think he makes a lot of the stuff up too like this lying thing then he starts talking about the bee line like that i love you, Dane Cook your SOOO funny and hot;]

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  • just cause people ...

    just cause people laugh at you for that reason doesnt mean that people laugh at his jokes for the same reason

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  • Omg I love this! ...

    Omg I love this! Dane Cook rocks!

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  • he is so funny. ...

    he is so funny.
    Respect!

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  • don't watch what ...

    don't watch what you don't like, then there won't be a problem.

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  • This is absolute ...

    This is absolute nonsense...Dane Cook is wit-less...people laugh at his jokes because they are stupid

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