Dave Allen - Telling the Time

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Sorry it`s taken so long for me to put this up!
Another piece from the `93 series, which seems to be overlooked - I love that series! He had a bit of an obsession with clocks and watches!

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Dave Allen - Telling the Time

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  • the man was the ...

    the man was the best ... the guv!

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    man o man thats a bloody good job they dont teach that it like this way at school i had a hard time getting it that way it is now lol but.... its fun as fuck man hes is 1 coool dude m8 r.i.p david

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  • So you don't get ...

    So you don't get mixed up with the our's like
    "thats ours!" Its spelled Hours!

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  • Comic genius. I ...

    Comic genius.

    I was fortunate to see him perform live in London. 2 solid hours he had the whole audience laughing. Truly amazing.

    R.I.P. Dave.

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  • not be a good boy ...

    not be a good boy and learn to read the clock.and ill buy you a digital watch,lol

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  • I`m very envious1

    I`m very envious1

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  • Thanks for this. As ...

    Thanks for this. As well as being as funny as I remembered, it brought back memories of seeing him live in the early 90's - the funniest stand up routine I have ever seen.

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  • Brilliant!! Thank ...

    Brilliant!! Thank You

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  • lmao, i loved him ...

    lmao, i loved him so much <3

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  • In the name of the ...

    In the name of the father and the son and into the hole he goes

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  • THERE HOURS NOT ...

    THERE HOURS NOT OURS. WHY?

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  • This is sheer and ...

    This is sheer and utter genius

    By franklymike [Affiliate User] 1197718177 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Could have been ...

    Could have been taken that way. But he always said it was to acknowledge our multi-cultural society.

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  • AND WHEN YOU LEAVE. ...

    AND WHEN YOU LEAVE....KINDLY TAKE YOUR RELIGION WITH YOU....RIP Dave Allen....fookin' genius

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  • I saw this when it ...

    I saw this when it was on television for the first time back in the day. I hadn't seen this for years but could still remember the jokes and the way he performed it. It was a treat to see it again. Thanks a bunch for the upload :-)

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  • *dies* OMG.OWW. ...

    *dies*

    OMG.OWW. THAT WAS FUNNY ENOUGH TO HURT MY SIDES.

    I love him.
    I doo.
    And I was like that child. "But WHY?"
    "But you just said..."

    Teehee

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  • Which was his last ...

    Which was his last performance, as far as I know. He one of those people who seemed to get LESS mellow with age!lol

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  • Anyone have anymore ...

    Anyone have anymore of him...he was at his best with his 1994 xmas special...as miserable and angst filled as ever. greatest comedy genius ever

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  • My goodness. I know ...

    My goodness. I know how to tell the time and he's managed to confuse me. :)
    Seems like a genuinely enjoyable person.
    Wish I could have seen more of him earlier.

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  • brilliant ....do u ...

    brilliant ....do u hav any of his priest routines, which i dearly loved, tx 4 the postings

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  • Nobody could have ...

    Nobody could have pulled this off like Allen. Utterly superb.

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  • genious i remember ...

    genious i remember watching his show on channel 11 when i was 8yrs old

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  • the third hand is ...

    the third hand is the second hand.

    ha - he's one of the greats alright.

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  • BLESS YOU MY CHILD! ...

    BLESS YOU MY CHILD! I lost my veeja with this bit in, and I've been telling people about it for over a decade! Laugh? I nearly bought my own beer! You've made my day! Thank you so much!

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  • excellent!!!! so ...

    excellent!!!! so true
    nice one femaleanimal
    i remember the one where he gets in trouble as a kid something to do with a phone i think would be great to see it again

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