# Teach Me How To Factor (WSHS Math Rap Song)

By: Screen Rant

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(Parody of Teach Me How To Dougie by Cali Swag District)
Westerville South High School, Westerville, Ohio

aye! aye!
Teach me how to factor (aye!)

[Verse 1:]
They be like Schultz
Can u teach me how to factor?
...Ya know why?
Cause all da students after (an A!)
All I need is a real good quadratic
And for you, you, you to back me up and check it!
Get your terms lined up...make 'em high to low
Look for a GCF, that's something everyone should know.
...We got two terms and a minus in the middle
...Now we cookin', like flippin' bacon on a griddle
Both the digits...gotta be perfect squares
1, 4, 9, 16, 25 over here
D.O.S. all da students tryin' get it
You gotta recognize...when I spit it
Set up two sets...put an x in each
Minus here, plus there...listen when I teach
I make the class shine bright when we start to do it
This one's a piece a cake...so I had to do it

[Chorus]
Teach me how to factor
Teach me-teach me how to factor
Teach me how to factor
Teach me-teach me how to factor
Everybody factor
Every, everybody factor
Everybody factor
I check my work when I factor!

[Verse 2]
I'm Mr. Winner
Growin' up on a tractor
You know I'm from Greenville, but I teach you how to factor!
Step up in my class, and all the students hear me
"If you got 3 terms, and a plus in the back..."
I hear da' class screamin like "Aye! This is wack!"
They like "How you do that?" when I factor on the floor
"Set up two sets, put an x in both
The signs in the middle, will be showin' up the most"
3 terms! And a plus in the back. Your signs will double up
Like a Wendy's double stack
I take this to the class when I show 'em how to factor

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
Back to the class you know I really like to factor
The roots of the quadratic, yeah that's what I'm after
GCF first...then FOIL to check your work
We got one more case, so we have to take a look
....We bout to factor, get an answer wit 2 signs
...This ones the hardest...so listen to my rhymes
If you got 3 terms, and a minus at the end
The signs will be different, where they go, that depends
The larger of your numbers gets the sign from the middle
This problems not too bad, if you study just a little
Now pick up your pencil, I don't wanna hear you fussin-Teacher
swag, got them students with the brains all a bustin'
...Dahhhh! You really gotta get this lesson
This problems hot, we just took it out the math oven
....I like to factor...and get everybody working,
I yell "Yeah we do it"...and everybody factors

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