"Twas The Night Before Christmas" Ghetto Hood Version

A new take on a classic Christmas tale set in Washington Heights aka The Hood aka Uptown Manhattan. SPREAD THE HOLIDAY CHEER! The making of this was hell due to I almost got frostbite, bad lighting, the weather, and Oscar almost being gunned down by the NYPD.

Lyrics:


'Twas the day before Christmas, in Washington Heights

Not a buyer was stirring, not even a dyke


With no customers in sight, funds were bare,

Leaving no hope that St. Nicholas would be there;


How would he make money for gifts?

Instead of getting people as high as a kite;

Then he spotted a white man

He would steal his bike!


I like that ride,

the thug sternly said,

Then the white man said thank you,

and offered him bread.

This is a stick up man!

He motioned a gun.

Then a curious by stander screamed

Run Forrest, run!

The white man ran,

hoping the thug was not near


Then he got clocked in the head, with a can of beer

I want all yo money fool,

The thug demand,

but the white boy was so dazed he didntreprimanded?

I got presents to buy to child support to pay,

This clearly wasnt this thugs day;

I am really sorry and I wish I could help,

But when you hit me with that can, I peed myself.

Then From around the corner came a bustling sound

That Almost made the thug shoot a round


"now, damn it! now, darnit! now, Valiums Im blitzen!

Oh shawty, oh lordy, my dandruff is rippin!

Was this Kris Kringle? No, not at all.

It was the bum named Rico by the side of the wall.

A 7-day hangover left him grouchy as could be,

But when he saw this quarrel, he drew the boundaries

So he gave the thug a briefcase full of cash

And for the white man, well he smacked that ass

And the homeless man that gave so much

Ran off into the city, the New York Rush

Oscar Cordero as the Thug
Bleek as the White Man
Kevin as the Dyke and "Run, Forrest, Run!" Guy.
Uly Lendor as the Bum/Vampire thing/Himself