August 1: It's Too Hot

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In which Hank Sings a Song, Pours Ice down his Pants, and Sweats a lot.

Winekone video (used with permission)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-rcjaBWvx0

LYRICS (approximate)
My eyes snap open it's two o' clock
I rip off my shirt my pants my socks,
something's wrong but I don't know what

Then I start to realize
There's sweat trickling down my thighs
and a fire between the matress and my butt

It's too HOOOOT
it's to hot in here
I'm gonna fall out of my chair
If I have another ice cold beer

I fogooooot
how much it sucks to sweat in bed
And I don't want to drink your Iced Tea
I think I'll take a bath in it instead
It's too hot.

Layin' on the floor with my clothes off
Silk boxer shorts and a wash cloth
Are the only things I'll let touch my skin today

Sprayin myself with an upside down air can
makin love with the window fan
Hopin' the mail man doesn't look in today

It's too HOOOOOT
It's too hot in this town
My will to live is melting
and that's what's got me down

It's too Hoooot
This whole state is on fire
I'm an endothermic organism
and that's why I perspire
It's too Hot

The United Nations
Says eleven thousand
People die of hotness each year

The burning sun
wants eleven thousand and one
It seems to be drawing near

Sweating in my basement all alone
watching hotness prevails by the wine cone
Sympathizing with my favorite youtube star

How could anyone be so deranged
To not believe in climate change.
It's 102 in Montana in the Dark

It's too HOOOOOT
I'm Doing a funny dance
Cause I bought a bag of ice cubes
andI put them in my pants

It's to HOOOT
It's too hot in here
Before I pass out
please pass me my beer
It's too hot.

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August 1: It's Too Hot

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  • Wow, you're getting ...

    Wow, you're getting a lot of comments. I'm guessing Accio Deathly Hallows has boosted up your subscribers a lot!

    (Sorry its delayed, the internet hates me. Eek!)

    I'm going to have to agree with a lot of people here. If this doesn't tie with Accio, then it's definitely better.

    ~Streea

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  • yay! great song! ...

    yay! great song! this is my favorite, OVER accio deathly hallows!! i love it!

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  • That helped .I got ...

    That helped .I got my copy. Thanks.

    By Fuguer [Affiliate User] 1187300462 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • And now only after ...

    And now only after posting my valiant comment.. I realize that it says approximate.

    By thatssplendid [Affiliate User] 1187282310 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Mr. Hank Green sir. ...

    Mr. Hank Green sir. I've noticed.. A MISTAKE!!! In the Video info.. see here

    Then I start to realize
    There's sweat trickling down my thighs
    and a fire between the matress and my butt

    Its FINALLY realize.. And you spelled mattress wrong but I think I'm the only one that cares about mattresses.. Just wanted to let you know. Oh And you should look at my video of John hitting himself =]

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  • If you go into the ...

    If you go into the My Pants forum, a few of the nerd fighters there have made mp3s and links in the Hank's Song section!

    By maskeddevera [Affiliate User] 1187282075 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Notice it says " ...

    Notice it says "approximate) behind lyrics. I'm guessing he wrote the lyrics and then when he was singing it he wasn't looking at the lyrics and they changed somewhat. :) I love this song!

    By maskeddevera [Affiliate User] 1187281975 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • This one is way ...

    This one is way better than Accio Deathly Hallows.

    By ballsabouncing [Affiliate User] 1187236980 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • loved the song hank ...

    loved the song hank. just like i love all of your songs! i'm looking forward to your next one.

    By greenlife7 [Affiliate User] 1187226106 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • I hope this song ...

    I hope this song doesn't get stuck in my head like that damn Harry Potter song.

    I've literally been singing it in my head for about a week now.

    It's very irritating.

    DAMN YOOOOUUU!!!!!

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  • Hank, I'm confused ...

    Hank, I'm confused how you get your own songs lyrics listed incorrectly in the description -->

    By noneotherthan08 [Affiliate User] 1187148953 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • Hey Hank's married ...

    Hey Hank's married

    rather happily (i assume) to a lovely (well im not sure, but again i assume) woman (yes WOMAN) named Katherin

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  • lol!!!

    lol!!!

    By kushya [Affiliate User] 1187137891 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
  • haha ive benn ...

    haha ive benn watching this everyday this is hilarious

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  • brilliant! I love ...

    brilliant! I love the whole idea of your video blog. I'm just catching up after a couple of weeks. I think this is incredibly funny.

    By msoskil [Affiliate User] 1187046593 Reply Spam Moderate Up Moderate Down
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