The Real Air Force

I seriously hate paper pushers, go to the office Because they can't count and didn't pay you and they act like its your fault you interupted their game of solitaire, make you wait four hours, then complain when they go home at four. I'm sorry if I have to go back to work after you get off because I need to hump 400 pounds of gear out of a truck just to use it for five min then hump it back to the truck, drive 5 miles, and hump it back into a building, then do a spot checkon it.

The USAF should outsource the Nonners (non-workers, sortie watchers) out of existence. That which does not deploy (except for missileers and such) can be outsourced.
I did 26 years (comm-nav, engines, crewdog) and would do it again in a second, but the nonners and maggots don't need to be in the airpower business. Send them Blue to Green and see how they hack humping a ruck. :)

As a former AF vet this video cracked me up. Too bad they didn't get to see what I had to do during my (4-year punishment). I had a 3 month tour in cuba S**king sewage out of portapotties with the sewer truck. One windy day at Cannon AFB we spent the whole day picking up tumbleweed. We got called to pick up rattle snakes and turtles. Yep. I sure aimed REALLY high there.

hahahaha!

More NON-er isms: -Working more than 9 hours is "hell". -If your vocabulary doesn't contain 15,000 ways to use the
F-bomb.-If you never had to undress BEFORE entering your house after
work.-If you've never failed a hearing exam.-If you notice all the spelling/grammar errors in this list.

I am a crew chief in the AF and find this video funny, cause us aircraftmaintainers actually work and we call thes people non-ers. I just hope people don't beleive this is the air force as a whole, cause all branches have paper pushers.YOU MIGHT BE A NON-er IF........
If you've ever sat behind your counter and bitched about the rain to a room full of soaking wet maintainers and then said "do you guys know what I'm talking about"

oh im sorry, you said US MC right? we're on the same side i think. idk what you may have heard but the air force is definitely not as easy as people think. it may not be as gung hoh as other branches, but we're still damn essential for any kind of campaign

hahahaha couldnt be any more true!

USMC

I'm an airplane electrician. and damn proud. What branch have you served in that your so proud of may i ask